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SENPAI-HATES-YOU
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[2013-01-02 12:36:28 +0000 UTC]
"KISS KISS FALL BACK TO HELL"
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# About me
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.HEADCANONS
-his horns are the most sensitive out of the trolls.
-hes the shortest one in the group. Even nepeta is an inch taller then him.
-he doesnt like talking about terezi. If he does he gets really emotional.
-he misses his friends
-is pretty skinny considering the fact that he didnt eat or sleep when gamzee was fucking shit up
-he cares about his friends a lot.
( i dONT RP WITH MAINS OR OCS )
# Comments
Comments: 211
{ even though this account may never be used again, I feel it is necessary to say:
oh
my
god
ahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha }
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((One of the best username I seen,nuff said.))
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...listen ...kar
im...
im really fuckin sorry about all a this
really i am
im such a fuck up sometimes i just
look im sorry okay..?
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I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE TRYING TO FUCKING GET AT. IT WAS MY FAULT, I DESERVED WHATEVER THE FUCK CAME TO ME, OR DIDNT.
YOURE NOT A FUCK UP AS MUCH AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, NOT SAYING THAT YOURE NOT A SERIOUS ASSHOLE THOUGH. BUT REALLY THIS SHIR BARELY HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU, IT WAS JUST ME DOING SOME SERIOUS THINGS THAT I SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN DOING.
YOU SHOULDNT EVEN BE APOLOGIZING, I SHOULD BE.
-he figited with the bandages around his palms-
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO THAT CANNOT BE TRACED BACK TO ME IN SOME WAY?
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WELL SHIT ID BE SORRY TOO AFTER ALMOST KILLING AND PERMANENTLY SCARING MY BEST FRIEND, OR, FRIEND-- FUCK I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT WE ARE ANYMORE.
AND YOU KNOW IM SORRY SO WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
IT WAS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MESS, IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER ANYMORE, OKAY?
-woop still not making eye contact-
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well, ii2n't that a bland way two put iit? but ye2, that'2 kiind of what happened, kk.
and ii'm 2orry, alriight? ii don't know how many tiime2 ii'm goiing two have two 2ay that two get you two under2tand that ii am...
ii'm not goiing two 2tart a huge ang2ty 2hiit over here, but ye2, ii know you're 2orry al2o.
and liike ii 2aiid before, you're forgiiven.
and you know;
ii 2tiill do 2ee you a2 my be2t friiend.
that ii2n't goiing two change, kk.
*Rolls his dual-colored eyes as he sees the other not make eye-contact, soon pressing a hand two karkat's cheek in attempt to get his attention.*
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I KNOW IM OVER REACTING, I ALWAYS FUCKING OVER REACT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS SHIT BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW WELL ENOUGH THAT I WOULD DO THIS.
I CAN SOMETIMES BE MORE OF A MOODY ASSHOLE THEN YOU ARE SO ITS SOMETHING YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH.
-it did catch his attention, and he looked up at sollux-
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WHAT THE ACTUAL BULGE LICKING NOOKWHIFFING FUCK?
HOW MANY GODDAMNED MES ARE LITTERED AROUND THE UNIVERSE?
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HOW SHOULD I FUCKING KNOW? DO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE A GODDAMN *LEGIT* ANSWER FOR THAT SHIT QUESTION YOU JUST OBLIVIOUSLY DECIDED TO ASK? ALL DAY I HAVE BEEN RUNNING INTO LITTLE TIMELINE WRECKED ASSHOLES AND ITS ROYALLY PISSING ME OFF, AND I ASSUME THE SAME IS FOR YOU.
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PRETTY FUCKING MUCH.
THOUGH YOU'RE PROBABLY THE BEST AMONG THEM SO FAR.
OR THE LEAST ANNOYING,ANYWAYS.
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I CANNOT SAY THE SAME FOR YOU, CONSIDERING NOW DAYS I CAN BARELY STOMACH MYSELF, LET ALONE OTHER FUCKING VERSIONS OF ME.
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YEAH,YOU JUST TRY HEARING ABOUT ANOTHER SICK,TWISTED VERSION OF YOU MOLESTING YOUR MOIRAIL.
I'M NOT EXACTLY ON GOOD TERMS WITH MYSELF EITHER.
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I CAN EASILY TOP THAT IN THE SHIT IVE DONE RECENTLY, YET ID RATHER NOT UTTER A SINGLE FUCKING WORD ABOUT THAT SHIT BECAUSE I SUDDENLY FEEL THE WHOLE WORLD WILL EXPLAIN IN SOME CATASTROPHE THAT WILL CAUSE ALL OF OUR DEMISES, JUST BECAUSE I SPOKE OF HOW SICK AND TWISTED MY SHITTY THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS ARE.
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DON'T TRY TO DAMAGE YOUR THINK PAN WITH DANGEROUS THOUGHTS LIKE THAT,THEY MIGHT BE TOO COMPLEX FOR YOU.
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[[ omfg i can't handle your karkat omg it's the best ]]
hey.
hey karkat.
guess what?
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( ur the best 2 bby thank let me love u all over )
WHAT JOHN. WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY SHOW ME THAT WOULD EVEN REMOTELY MATTER AND SPARK MY ATTENTION? WHAT IS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO INTERUPT MY BREATHING CYCLE TO MAKE ME HAVE TO PUMBLE YOU WITH A CLUSTER FUCK OF MY OH SO PRECIOUS FUCKING WORDS?
JUST
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
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...
you're stuck with it
[[ ok im so sorry for that reply but i 100% could not help it woops
and omg thank loves u all over too ]]
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( spreads my saucy love all over ur moist body )
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSE TO MEAN? HUMOR ME ****PLEASE**** BECAUSE I DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SAYING.
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[[ oh das right ]]
dude, you've seriously never heard that?
sheesh, and i thought you were dumb before.
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-
OH FUCK. NEVERMIND, YOURE THE TROLL THAT SAVED ME FROM MY ANCESTOR.. DANCESTORS STORM OF UNENTERTAINING TEACHINGS.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO ME, NOTE I AM GREATFUL FOR THE HELP YOU GAVE TO ME IN MY NOT ONLY GODDAMN TIME OF NEED.
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uh
kar
can i ask you a question
/He chuckled a little nervously. He felt it was kind of douchey to ask about the sort of thing he was going to ask about so soon, but he was unsure and it was making him really fucking upset./
do you um
actually wwant to be my matesprit
/All it was was that Eridan didn't know if Karkat actually..liked him. Had those sort of feelings for him, that maybe he just liked the idea of actually having a matesprit, that he'd been with Terezi for so long that he couldn't stand not having that quadrant filled, liking the idea of having Eridan, but not the actual idea of him, himself./
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WHY EVEN BOTHER ASKINGNWHEN I KNOW YOURE GOING TO ASK THE QUESTION WHETHER I WANT IT OR NOT. BEING THE ASSHOLE I AM ID RATHER NOT BE BURDENED WITH A SHITLOAD IF QUESTIONS BUT SEEING AS YOURE GOING TO ASK IT ANYWAYS, WHY THE FUCK NOT--
-karkat paused for a moment then sighed, looking back at eridan then squishing his cheeks together, having the other making a fishy face.
He spoke slowly-
I
WANT
TO
BE
YOUR
MATESPRIT.
IF I DIDNT I WOULD HAVE DUMPED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NOW CALM YOUR FUCKING FINS ALREADY.
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/Well, you don't have to be so mean about it, Karkat. I'm kidding. But you're acting like Eridan had asked this question before and that he'd already asked a lot of questions regarding your relationship.
Eridan simply placed his hands on the others hands where they rested on Eridan's cheeks.
The other seemed upset or something but doesnt he always seem upset shit./
you make it seem like ivve already asked this question
wwhen infact i havvent
an im perfectly calm kar
so are my fins
/He felt the need to apologize./
im sorry
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-he just
Doesnt want eridan to doubt him okay.
He wants eridan to think hes perfectly fine with their relationship, because he is-
I, FUCK I KNOW.
I JUST DIDNT WANT YOU THINKING SOME IDIOTIC NOTION CONSISTING OF ME NOT BEING RED FOR YOU.
AND DONT EVEN DARE APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU DID NOTHING WRONG. JESUS YOU CAN BE SUCH A FUCKING PAIN SOMETIMES.
YOU CAN NOW APOLOGIZE FOR APOLOGIZING.
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/Eridan didn't want to think that Karkat didn't really return his feelings, either, but Kanaya sort of brought it up, and he didn't really know how to answer when she said that she hoped that Eridan and Karkat were happy together.
And he didn't want to end up getting upset and crying over something like that. cause he's done it too much before karkat/
its just that ivve had a really shitty lovve-life okay
shittier than yours
an yours is pretty shitty
/So Karkat has gotta understand./
sorry for apologizin then
/He supposes he should make it up for the other.
He kissed Karkat's nose./
i lovve this
/He also kissed Karkats jawline./
i lovve this too
/He kissed Karkat's lips, at last, finding that he'd rather not kiss the others hair. But he does love Karkat's hair. And his ears. And his eyebrows. And his horns. /
theres a wwhole lot a other fins i lovve
includin you
/He hopes that Karkat likes how fucking cheesy that was./
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TG: oh look another vantas
TG: why are there so many of you
TG: i thought i was the one with the billion mes
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OH LOOK ANOTHER GODDAMN STRIDER THAT I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF MEETING. THE PAIN OF THIS CONVERSATION ALONE HAS BEEN ENOUGH TO MAKE EVEN ME CRINGE IN UTTER DISGUST FOR YOU AND YOUR RACE.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I DONT NEED ANY MORE STRIDERS POLUTING MY AIR WITH THEIR TOXINS.
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TG: ha ha very funny
TG: if anyones polluting this environment its you
TG: lacing the air with foul language and all that shit
TG: making me listen to your overly scratchy voice
TG: while i at least have the courtesy not to cause altercartion to your ears
TG: or whatever the hell trolls call them
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BACK IT THE FUCK UP.
MY VOICE IS PERFECTLY FINE, UNLIKE YOURS THAT ONLY CONSISTS OF 'SICK BEATS'.
IF SICK MEANS NAUSEATING AND GROSS THEN YES THEYRE PERFECTLY SICK BEATS.
YOU DISGUST ME TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE.
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TG: never thought id be saying this but better no voice than yours
TG: what are you even supposed to be an angry dying crab
TG: oh wait
TG: get rid of the dying part and thats what you are
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NO, HELL FUCKING NO. IM ALREADY DYING HAVING TO LISTEN TO YOU RAMBLE ON, YOUR WORDS ARE FUCKING POISON.
MAYBE THATS WHY YOUR BRO DIED.
-grab a napkin cus you just got served-
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TG: listen?
TG: are you using some program that reads off the screen or some shit?
TG: and no, my bro died cause of jack noir
TG: didnt you have a guilt trip over the existence of that dude?
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IM USING TEREZIS, CONSIDERING MINE BROKE.
ITS WEIRD AS FUCK BUT I CANT BLAME HER, CONSIDERING SHE CANT SEE ALL THE SHIT AND VIRUSES SHE HAS ON HERE.
NO WHERE NOT GOING TO SPEAK ABOUT THIS CRAP ANYMORE
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TG: why dont you get that hackertroll to fix the viruses for her then
TG: okay fine, i see thats a touchy subject for you
TG: so long as you dont get all 'bnmjmklafbhikdgbtriggers' on me like your ancestor
TG: and yeah, i did do that keysmash on purpose, did it nicely assault your ears?
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THANK YOU.
AND, FUCK, WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO THAT.
IT SOUNDED LIKE A DRAWN OUT WOOF BEAT ORGY REACHING ITS FINAL ORGASM THEN BEING HIT BY A FUCKING METEOR.
CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS STRIDER, YOU CAN NOW PROUDLY SAY THAT YOU ASSULTED ME IN MORE WAYS THEN ONE AT THE SAME TIME.
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TG: aw yes
TG: i managed to cause a computer program to sexually abuse your ears
TG: i am a god
TG: technically, godhead
TG: but yes
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Hello Karkat
Why Are You So Gross And Grey
You Look Very Tasty Though
( touches ur butt )
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CRAP ITS ANOTHER FUCKING TRICKSTER.
I LOOK ALL GROSS AND GREY BECAUSE IM A GOD FUCKING TROLL UNLIKE YOUR SORRY ASS. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE OLD ROTTING SWEET SLOP? OH FUCK IM GOING TO BE SICK.
( cuts off my butt )
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Ive Been Always Like This Karkat
And I Smell Like Mint Chocolate For Your Information
>She raised a brow at Karkat.
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ISNT THAT A HUMAN TREAT? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW HOW THAT SHIT SMELLS. IM A TROLL, NOT A PINK BEAST. AND IT SMELLS WAY TOO FUCKING SWEET I THINK IM GETTING A HEADACHE.
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I Taste Better Than I Smell I Guess
>Kanaya sniffed the air, noticing a nice aroma coming from Karkat.
...God Why Do You Smell So Good...
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ID RATHER NOT FIND OUT HOW YOU 'TASTE'.
HUMAN FOOD IS MORE OR LESS UTTERLY DISGUSTING AND I LOATHE HOW YOU SMELL RIGHT NOW, THE TASTE WOULD BE WORSE DUMBASS.
-he paused for a moment then backed up-
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE--
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Please
Just One Taste
>She licked her lips.
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WELL.. I HAD TO DEAL WITH THE WHOLE BITING SHIT WITH *REGULAR* KANAYA FOR A WHILE, ILL JUST SUCK IT UP. ONE THING THOUGH, IT CAN ONLY LAST 5 GODDAMN SECONDS OR IM PUSHING YOU OFF AND LEAVING YOU TO ROT.
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Thanks
>She tilted her head slightly as she sauntered towards Karkat.
>Perching her head on Karkat's shoulder, she nipped at his neck hard enough to draw a bit of blood.
>Her eyebrows perked up as the savory taste of cherries nipped at her tongue.
>As the wound dripped candy red blood, Kanaya's long tongue ran over the bite.
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