the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 05:55:34 +0000 UTC]

er
hey
lil funny seein you here honestly

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:00:57 +0000 UTC]

really?
did ya except me to be busy smoochin karkat's ass?

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:11:57 +0000 UTC]

/ Eridan raised an eyebrow./

wwell no
but lets hope you arent



hes fuckin mine

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:20:34 +0000 UTC]

-stares at them while they talk, from behind a bush-

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 06:23:46 +0000 UTC]

[ LMFAOOO ]

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:15:25 +0000 UTC]

( i jUST GIGGLED REALLY LOUDLY )

well i'm not.

ew.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:17:11 +0000 UTC]

[ eRIDAN , DOESNT WANT TO, SHARE, ]

mmhm
good


i wwill slap you into next wweek

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:20:44 +0000 UTC]

so uh...
what do you want to talk about?

it's on, son.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:24:51 +0000 UTC]

are you sayin that you just fuckin showwed up
wwithout any idea wwhat to fuckin speak to me about

/Eridan wondered if he should punch the other in the throat. He does not deserve to be breathing the same air that Eridan is.
But John is the heir of breath.
38l /

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:27:24 +0000 UTC]

yep!
mostly just to waste your precious time.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:30:27 +0000 UTC]

/ Well then.
It has been decided.
Eridan just kind of stared at him for a moment before going for it and punching John square in the jaw!!!!!!!!!!!/

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:33:47 +0000 UTC]

-losing his balance slightly from the impact, john wobbled as he tried to stand straight again.-
what the fuck was that for, genius?
-he rubbed his jaw, thinking whether to punch him or not.-

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:37:00 +0000 UTC]

for bein a asshole
you really did not expect me to harm you
for bein such a ass
really john
really
you must not knoww me at all

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:40:24 +0000 UTC]

-curling his hand into a fist, john punched eridan in the cheek.-
here you go.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:45:47 +0000 UTC]

/Eridan stumbled back a bit from the hit./
oww
that actually hurt

/That was sure to leave a mark.
Then coming back right again to possibly end the fight by kneeing the other in the dick. gg /

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 06:48:51 +0000 UTC]

you deser-
fuck!

-he crouched down, groaning. getting kneed in the balls hurts man-

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:57:42 +0000 UTC]

/ hurts worse than child birth./

an you deserved that

/He took a few steps back./

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 07:02:46 +0000 UTC]

thanks.

-he finally stood up straight, flipping the bird at eridan-

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 07:16:07 +0000 UTC]

shoo

/He flipped it right back at John./

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 07:17:36 +0000 UTC]

-he walked up to eridan and punched him right in the nose.-
oh im not leaving yet.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 07:30:19 +0000 UTC]

/He stumbled back even more, feeling a bit of blood dribble out of his nose. he heard a crack, too, which he didnt find to be very good cause really that hurt like a bitch./

then wwhen are you leavvin
im done wwith you
i got it all out a my system

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 07:31:54 +0000 UTC]

it isn't really polite to just punch someone in the nose then leave but okay.
i'll leave if you really want that.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 07:40:26 +0000 UTC]

it isnt really polite to kick someone in the dick an then just tell them to fuck off
fuck bein polite

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jerk-of-air In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 07:43:55 +0000 UTC]

bye, jerk.
-he waved as he turned away to walk away-
have fun fixing your broken nose.

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:02:07 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW I WAS.

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jerk-of-air In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 06:03:06 +0000 UTC]

get out of this karkat.

-glares at him-

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:06:06 +0000 UTC]

THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT. OH WAIT. YOU DONT HAVE A MOTHER.

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jerk-of-air In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 06:08:32 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the reminder, asshole.

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to jerk-of-air [2013-01-03 06:13:14 +0000 UTC]

ITS WHAT IM HERE FOR.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 03:35:19 +0000 UTC]

wwhy wwould evveryone wwait for you to showw up to talk to ME i dont get it please explain wwhy they wwould evven care
oh my god
kar please understand that you didnt evven fuckin havve to share your complicated lovve life wwith me an you chose to do it on your owwn because frankly i nevver evven asked, it just seemed to be one a the things you apparently fucked up an you decided to make a wwhole conversation about wwhy you cant get ovver ter
also if i gavve you a wwarnin thatd ruin the moment you dont just see couples goin around an bein all like OH IM GONNA KISS YOU SO WWATCH OUT an then kissin no it ruins it I THOUGHT YOU WWATCHED A LOT A ROMCOMS KAR I THOUGHT YOU WWOULD KNOW THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
anywways you dont fuckin knoww maybe i just wwanted you to shut up
an maybe i thought you might be a little
desperate
AN ANYWWAYS
wwhy dont you accept the fuckin fact that some people might actually care about you a wwhole fuckin lot before showwin up an callin me more insane than GAM just because i fuckin kissed you
it shouldnt evven be a big deal

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 03:56:30 +0000 UTC]

I WAS JUST BEING STUPID SHUT UP.

-he crossed his arms and looked at eridan, waiting from him to finish, impatiently, of coarse.
Eridan may be a better ranter then karkat.-

I KNOW THAT BUT IF YOU KNEW SHIT ABOUT ROMCOMS YOU WOULD OF KNOWN THAT THERES A FUCKING PAUSE BEFORE A DRAMATIC AS FUCK KISS YOU IDIOT. THATS CONSIDERED A WARNING. DONT TALK ABOUT SHIT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD--
I AM DESPRATE-- NO FUCK THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. JUST, IM ALWAYS, AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN DESPRATE IN A WAY BUT I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF I DONT NEED ANYBODY, ITS NICE IF I HAVE SOMEBODY BUT ITS JUST, UGH.

-he put hos hands over his eyes, irriated-

I DID NOT CALL YOU MORE INSANE THEN MAKARA--
DONT BRING HIM INTO THIS.
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
SHUT UP

-he took eridan by his scarf, and pulled him into a kiss. Not letting him go.
Ugh he now knows how ampora feels when karkat talks too much-

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 04:11:29 +0000 UTC]

wwell gam doesnt feel that wway about you, so i might aswwell be-- mmph

/Did Eridan just admit how he felt about Karkat? Indirectly?
Yes, yes he did.
Eridan could always be better at it, if he tried hard enough. You should have seen him rant at Sollux for not defending him.

Well, sorry, Karkat, if Eridan thought you meant a fucking VERBAL warning. He is an idiot, okay? You win, but Eridan is YOUR idiot. He wonders what Karkat would have done if he diliberately talked about shit he apparently did not understand.
Eridan isn't desperate. Noooo. But he can deal with Karkat being desperate, oh yes, he can. If that means that he's Eridan's for the taking! They're both alone, yo, they need each other. AH. MY SHIPPER HEART.

He wish he didn't put his hands over his eyes. Then they can't make eye contact, but that didn't really matter right now, since Eridan's eyes were closed and he was giving in, kissing the other back and shit.

He would have apologized for bringing Gamzee into the conversation in advance if he had known that Karkat wouldn't have taken it as just making a point and using him to make it. He didn't want a full-blown conversation about him.
So far they have shared two kisses. Eridan kind of hopes there will be more because damn he sort of likes it when karkat's rough with hiM OH DAMN ITS GETTING KIND OF HOT IN HERE--

Eridan had been certainly calming down at this point, assuming that that was Karkat's intention. /

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 04:59:45 +0000 UTC]

-might as well be what?
Sadly he probably will never get to ask. He didnt really understand what eridan was hinting at, he mighht have to be more clear nexttime.

Karkat knows eridan is an idiot, and he shouldnt even deal with him, but he does, even though its probably not the best decision ever. Hey no fuck eridan will have to work for it, karkat wants a hamster and flowers, and movies.

Well his hands werent over his eyes now
He had to grab eridan you know.
Dumby

Yeah jts not good to bring gamzee into things
He doesnt like to talk about him much.
Its just
Hes kind of scared of him to say the least.

WELL IF ITS GETTING HOT THEY SHULD TAEK OFF THEIR CLOTEHS

karkat slipped his tongue into the others mouth as well as tangling his fingers in eridans hair. He was getting pretty into it, eridan you should probably stop him now ok thx.-

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 05:22:35 +0000 UTC]

/Might as well be more insane than Gamzee.
If Karkat hadn't kissed him, he couldve finished his sentence!
Eridan could explain later. But for now, only kisses.

Eridan can do the flowers and the movies but he can't do the hamster. Where would he even get a hamster? Karkat doesn't need a hamster.

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
Eridan coiled his arms around the others waist, bringing him even closer to the Aquarius than he was before.
I'm not dumb. RUDE.

Eridan will have to remind himself not to talk about him.
He probably wouldn't do it anymore anyways.
Eridan's..well..he's..
okay with Gamzee. Even though in this timeline, Gamzee killed Eridan as well.

YEAH THYE PROABLY SHULD SHULNDT HTHEY

Why would Eridan stop it? He was very okay with this. His tongue turned and moved to the rhythm of the others, not planning on stopping anytime soon./

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 05:49:07 +0000 UTC]

- wELL IF YOU WANT HIM TO STOP JUST ASK.
And yeah
Later.
After kissing. This kiss probably wont even last for too long, karkat will gather his wits sooner or later.

Why not karkat likes hamsters
He thinks their adorable dude

Well now they were pretty much as close as they can get. It was intense. Well for karkat, he never did anything like this.
Like at all.
but eridan has.
Eridan has done a lot.

Yeah its best not to.
Gamzee is just
A lost cause for karkat.

THYE RLLY SHULD

Karkat felt his cheeks get hot, he was blushing insanely.
This shouldnt be happening-

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 06:23:13 +0000 UTC]

/NO NO THIS IS GR8 DONT STOP KK
Yes, later.
When he's confident enough.
He'd probably just say something like 'wwell that wwas nice' and smile at him or whatever or just blush and look away like a kawaii seadweller,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Eridan thinks theyre sort of hard to take care of!!!
They don't last long either.

Of course Eridan has done shit like this before.
His matesprit was SOLLUX.
The SEX GOD.
I think that if anything the forever alone meme should be used for Karkat when there's only karkat and eridan to use it with.
Since Eridan has got the booty.

Let's just forget about Gamzee.
Gamzee is just..
Gamzee.

OK LES DO IT

It should be happening.
It was destined to happen, there's always a reason for something happening./

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 07:21:11 +0000 UTC]

-fINE
HE WONT STOP RIGHT NOW.
HES PROBABLY GOING TO STOP SOONER OR LATER THOUGH.

then kk will just be like ugh fine and leave.
Or something idk how he would react.

Yeah but theyre so fluffy

Thats true.
All karkat had was terezi.
But hes fine with that.
She has a purdy mouth.

AriEL O NO,

HE NEEDS TO BREAK THIS KISS
HE REALLY DOES.
LIKE HE NEEDS TO HE WANTS TO BREAK IT----

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 07:39:36 +0000 UTC]

/Eridan will be the one to break it, I changed my mind.
But it was nice. Like, really nice.
Eridan will have to remind himself to kiss Karkat more often.

Oh, now we can't have that happen, can we.
Idk how either of them will react.

I've had four guinea pigs.

Terezi is gorgeous in general.
Eridan can see why he'd be all worked up over her.
But that wouldn't be the only reason, wow.
It's just that Eridan has been alone for a while.

WHAT,,,,

That's okay, Karkat, he's got it covered.
Eridan pulled away, releasing karkat aswell.
There was still a bit red-purple tinged saliva connecting the two./

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 07:52:11 +0000 UTC]

-karkat is ok with that kissing is cool
He likes yelling better.
Yelling is the best

Yeah theyre just
Babies
What babies
Will they date???? Da wurdl mai nvr no

Omgfhjajshsms
Ive had 3 robo dwarf hamsters

Yeah i know.
Eridan is pretty desprate
Sad lyfe lol
Poor thing.

Karkat just
Had to stand their a second
Before whiping his mouth and just
Turning around-

WELL, ATLEAST YOU SHUT UP.
DONT EXPECT ME TO USE THAT METHOD OFTEN, BECAUSE I WONT.

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the-shy-seadweller In reply to SENPAI-HATES-YOU [2013-01-03 08:17:10 +0000 UTC]

/Wow, Karkat would actually be okay with that?????
Eridan will probably have to teach him not to yell so much.
Yelling isn't as great as KK thinks it is.

karkat was made for eridan its true
Terezi and Karkat were just not meant to date.
That's what Eridan would have said, you know?
Those four sweeps weren't wasted. They were destined to date for a while and then break up. Boom!

Ugh, reminds me of Pluto.
Fuck off, scientists. Pluto may be a DWARF PLANET but it's still a planet in our hearts, goddamnit.

That's why I'm drawing her.
Eridan ain't desperate.
He hasn't flirted with anyone except his first matesprit until now, yo.
Still, sad lyfe.

Eridan fumbled with his words.
He was going to finish that sentence.
Since they already had two kisses.
And he didn't really want Karkat to just walk away on him. RUDE. /

but anywways
gam doesnt feel that wway about you
so i might as wwell be more insane than him

/Hopefully Karkat will get that, yo./

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SENPAI-HATES-YOU In reply to the-shy-seadweller [2013-01-03 08:33:04 +0000 UTC]

-give him a warning first and he wont be able to complain.
He likes to yell, yelling is what he does best.
It annoys people.
He likes that.

Well
I made this karkat for you so you could say that.
Maybe thats true.
Cries.

lOL THATS NOT TRU.

Kk wouldnt walk away that fast u no
Next karkat account i make im naming it the kkk o fg ok-

...
EXPLAIN.

-he gets it-

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