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poetofthepast ♂️ [458824] [2003-07-18 18:06:00 +0000 UTC] "Puns of steel." (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 18; Deviations: 46; Watchers: 45

Watching: 14; Pageviews: 7780; Comments Made: 1011; Friends: 14

# Interests

Favorite visual artist: Jon Day
Favorite movies: Napoleon Dynamite
Favorite bands / musical artists: Blasphemy to suggest such a thing. hah. favourites
Favorite writers: Me, Closely followed by T.S. Eliot
Favorite games: Pointing and laughing
Favorite gaming platform: usualy a table.
Tools of the Trade: my extra ordinarily long… hair. Yes I’m a guy with long hair and a giant… nose
Other Interests: Music, Women, Writing, Sports (not necessarily in that order)

# About me

Current Residence: Uconn (In the USA)
Favourite genre of music: Anything that doesnt suck
Operating System: Table, Chair, and Rum
MP3 player of choice: one that plays music
Shell of choice: Konch
Wallpaper of choice: Wall paper sucks. I paint.
Skin of choice: uh, My own? either that or J-Lo's (think MIB1)
Personal Quote: "You see this? THIS is my i-think-your-a-fucknut face"

# Comments

Comments: 97

tpmnacxev [2008-08-01 07:36:52 +0000 UTC]

kamagra , kamagra .

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ebjcoat [2006-01-08 01:12:11 +0000 UTC]

Nice webcam picture. Check out this guy play the piano [link]

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WhoKilledKirov [2006-01-07 22:54:24 +0000 UTC]

your innuendo is TOO BIG

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WhoKilledKirov [2006-01-07 02:02:17 +0000 UTC]

you

me

casablanca

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ebjcoat [2006-01-06 22:44:18 +0000 UTC]

Hello, thanks for the flowers, although I must decline your proposal. Tell little Timmy I'm bringing him medicine soon.

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fraterm [2005-12-26 07:51:30 +0000 UTC]

Booooooo! (wrong holiday) SATAN IS IN YOUR CHIMNEY! I mean Santa, sorry. Merry Christmas!

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PinkyMcCoversong [2005-10-15 05:50:26 +0000 UTC]

beware the library pimp.

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CombuskensFlame [2005-10-14 02:55:41 +0000 UTC]

who is ronny cordova????

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Rainelk [2005-10-06 11:14:12 +0000 UTC]

Greetings.

You write good.

I am watching.

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zeratul547 [2005-10-05 03:41:10 +0000 UTC]

WHY HELLO KIND SIR

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PinkyMcCoversong [2005-09-24 03:16:04 +0000 UTC]

i got something to say

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poetofthepast In reply to PinkyMcCoversong [2005-09-25 14:33:04 +0000 UTC]

than say it. woman!

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PinkyMcCoversong In reply to poetofthepast [2005-09-25 17:25:11 +0000 UTC]

joke is lost on ian

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tani-chan [2005-09-17 05:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !

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DailyDeviants [2005-09-03 03:39:15 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations you have been featured in =DailyDeviants ! [link]

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WhoKilledKirov [2005-09-02 18:58:44 +0000 UTC]

nekkid

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IfrozenspiritI [2005-08-08 13:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Hiya!

*waves*
*watches*

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poppyluke [2005-06-30 05:55:04 +0000 UTC]

I'll watch you; prepare for comments. I only give them when I think they'll help. Tomorrow morning. The rest of the world can sit on a toothbrush and clean their mouth the hard way.

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WhoKilledKirov [2005-06-22 22:36:57 +0000 UTC]

bahahaha

u put it in ur sig.


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KentuckyFriedBonBon [2005-06-10 02:03:23 +0000 UTC]

___

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cataplasia [2005-06-09 23:09:31 +0000 UTC]

I like your style, like your moves. Hope for good things, good things.

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MiaLuyando [2005-05-28 21:17:44 +0000 UTC]

I thought I was one of your favorite writers too.... - goes off to pout for awhile...

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forscythea [2005-05-28 13:23:14 +0000 UTC]

+deviantstalker

But really, nice stuff. Original, and minus the teen angst love story atmosphere I get from a lot of stuff I read, which isn't always BAD, but really overplayed.

I need to post more poems on my account, I've been kindof slacking.

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jennieanne [2005-05-23 00:26:05 +0000 UTC]

hey, i normally wouldn't do this, but...........I have a new one, "winter", i think it's better but i need an unbiased opinion...

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YellingInMyEar [2005-05-19 16:01:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment man! Read some of your stuff too... brilliant.

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flawed-helix [2005-05-18 17:31:14 +0000 UTC]

YES!!! Great poetry and you like family Guy. Awesome. By the way, your gallery is nice.

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spiritbreath [2005-05-18 15:22:10 +0000 UTC]

You're an Angelina Jolie Fetishist TOO! Woo!
Good stuff here... Ian? Yeah I think that' what I read.

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musical-nymph [2005-05-07 19:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant gallery.

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reddoor [2005-05-02 18:40:41 +0000 UTC]

^.^ thanks for stopping by my page (and the comment) and a personal congrats on the fear of the dark win!!

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Chihiro14 [2005-05-02 15:13:45 +0000 UTC]

You have the most exquisite poetry I have seen in a long time.

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white-sparrow [2005-04-30 21:12:37 +0000 UTC]

sorry for my sarcasm detector. it gets rusty sometimes...

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MiaLuyando [2005-04-01 14:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for fav'ing once again dahhlingggg!!!

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MiaLuyando [2005-03-22 02:42:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for adding Impudence to you favorites! I am still in shock and quite honored!!!

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18RedLives In reply to MiaLuyando [2005-03-22 17:10:07 +0000 UTC]

In shock? Prey tell WHY....?!

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MiaLuyando In reply to 18RedLives [2005-03-22 23:08:24 +0000 UTC]

Because he never fav's anything and he fav'd this! Your pic! My painting! duh...

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poetofthepast In reply to MiaLuyando [2005-03-23 05:24:03 +0000 UTC]

Tis a winning combo.

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AellaWind In reply to poetofthepast [2005-05-16 19:44:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the !

Some beautiful poetry you have here...

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MiaLuyando In reply to poetofthepast [2005-03-23 06:04:23 +0000 UTC]

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Metatetron [2005-03-13 00:40:12 +0000 UTC]

Heya!

thanks for stopping by my pages, I don't have the time to give poetry the attention it deserves, and I sure hope I am not brain-dead enough to actually forget your username - if I don't forget it - I promise I will come back and read something -

look - now I am rambling - i would rather be and Yay!

be well - metatetron

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cheshirecat24 [2005-03-05 17:26:50 +0000 UTC]

My brother: [link]

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inpayne [2005-02-27 06:59:56 +0000 UTC]

Hey where have you been? last visited 1w 2h 55m 48s ago

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livingpoetsociety [2004-09-01 16:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Please see our latest journal.

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Largo-sensei [2004-09-01 04:24:28 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE NUTS! Spread the nut punching love around! Pick 5 of your closets friends and paste this to them in a email!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can't punch the person who punched you!
2- You can't punch the same person! EVER AGAIN!!
3- You -MUST- punch 5 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I will bust ass on you!!!
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else!
5- You must actually like the person to punch them!

Remember the person who punched you in the nuts likes you! So you must punch someone else in the nuts who is your bestest friend! No one else!

=>done by Reijimaeda

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Mysterys-Web [2004-07-30 11:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Hey there! hows things been? just popping round to say HI!

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fallingsilver [2004-06-04 02:11:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the comment

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googley [2004-05-26 07:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the comment.

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LPSworkshop [2004-05-14 14:32:08 +0000 UTC]

"Ah one two, one two, this thing on? yeh? ok so"
*ahem*

"Member of livingpoetsociety hello. In the unfortunate eventuality of you not being aware of LPSWorkshop we are here today to inform you."

"Have a poem you feel just isn't one of your best? Would you like some honest critique on your work other than "i like it." "Its good."? Of course you do, no one's perfect. Thats why LPS have set up [link] ."

*Cheesy Salesman Grin*

"Come to LPSWorkshop today ( [link] ) Guarenteed to make your poetry better or your money back!"

*greendragon

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snader [2004-05-04 16:42:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment!

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darkcrescendo [2004-04-30 07:25:12 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for the watch!

I hope you enjoy yourself.

Benedictions!

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livingbyair [2004-04-30 01:37:53 +0000 UTC]

hello

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