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Published: 2012-08-15 09:43:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 18550; Favourites: 1108; Downloads: 241
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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I'm a vegetarian...
A cannibal Vegetarian...
I EAT VEGETARIANS
(No really, I can't stand any meal without some meat in it. No meat, too plain D
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Even things like ice cream or smoothies?
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I said meal...
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any chance your related to chie?
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Carnivore. Because you kill something with every breath you f-cking breathe. Why not enjoy it?
(Hands off my bacon! Get your own steak!)
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i'm a vegetarian,often meateater vegetarian
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i just read the words spoken by Jesus
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Yes.Β If not in a moral fashion, than at least in a 2+2=dandelion sort-of way.Β And, yes, you are that wrong.
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Are you perhaps dying because you're a vegetarian? Don't think so...
Eat what you want to eat, do what you want to do, you're free, man
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how in any way would it be wrong? unless some carnivore jack*** came along, you're fine.
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I believe I heard that in The Simpsons...
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Hey is this from the Newgrounds game, "Meat Boy"? I could've sworn it was...
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I don't know. I found it on a guy's t-shirt, while walking through my hometown.
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misreaded 'toasty'
..damn Mortal Kombat, y u so addictive?
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Sadly, I hate the taste of most ways to prepare meat xD However, chicken and caper sauce is pretty tasty murder...
And country fried steak is even tastier murder.
*sobs* WHY DID I WANT TO BE HEALTHY? I need to find me an unprocessed cow so I can enjoy some tasty country fried murder again xD
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just remember. there is no real substitute for the protein gotten for meat so all vegetarians can go eat their lettuce and grow weaker while we become stronger and thus survive more easily.
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Meat does give us protein but there are other things you can eat that gives it to you that doesnt have to be meat to make you strong
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Don't go too hard on the red meat .w. Digestion says no, but the taste buds say yes.
xD
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not much choice due to income though. mostly my meat is porkchops or ground beef.
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Well, if all else fails, you can always become a professional chicken thief xD
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to be truthful i don't care for chicken unless it is boneless.
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If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Animals are people too, but I'd try human--they are the same; Ignorant people tend to look over this point. I'd eat the piece of sh*t variety of humans, it'd feel good while they dissolve in my belly.
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Yet again you brighten my evening. This cute I'm tempted to go to a vegetarian and say this. Oh so funny
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Funnily enough, this was a stamp, right here on dA.
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lmfaooo i couldn't agree more my friend
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Vegetarianism is murder too XD plants r living beings too
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lol, in middle school i decided to go vegetarian... the next day at lunch they had steak, so i gave up on pretty quick
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I ate to Fogo de Chao yesterday, this statement is quite, quite correct.
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There is no place better to prove that statement than Fogo do ChΓ£o
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I was amazed. The 71 USD was well wirth the experience.
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