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March? No Problem

(Karkat X Reader)

So this is a one shot thing, may be a bit crappy, and this has the whole March cross-dressing thing so enjoy this reader insert.

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It’s March, does that really matter? Not so much but it does a tiny bit to what your doing. Who are you? Well your name is ____, and with it being March you took up a little deal with your pal Karkat Vantas. You had asked him if he planned on cross-dressing for March, then it turned into an argument, then a deal between the two of you. You had wanted to see him cross-dress for March and the deal you ending up having to strike with him is that you both would have to cross-dress.

The details of the agreement are simple. You both keep together so your both safe from creeps that would try to take advantage or try to tease. You both also agreed that you’d just dress as each other since it wouldn’t be fair to go all out with the cross-dressing thing. It wouldn’t be fair in the sense that Karkat would have to wear skirts and high heals in cold winter while you wore baggy jeans and heavy sweaters.

You both dressed pretty similarly so there wasn’t that much of a problem with the entire cross-dressing situation for either of you. You two were even the same size when it came to clothes so you just switched clothes with each other. You had gotten Karkat to try managing his hair so he’d seem a bit more feminine and you let your hair get messy and wore hats. The only major difference in what the two of you wore was that you had to wear boxers and Karkat had to wear panties and a bra. He let you continue wearing your own since he thought it wouldn’t be fit for you not to wear one even for the sake of cross-dress.

What are you doing right now? Well right now you have Karkat visiting you, and your both watching one of your favorite shitty RomComs. You yourself love them and Karkat is always up for watching them with you even when you both called bullshit on them.

You were laying out in his lap while he was laying back on your couch. Karkat’s lap was warm and comfortable and Karkat didn’t mind you laying on him. You do that to most of your friends so it isn’t odd, it also isn’t a surprise you do it to Karkat the most often since he’s the only one willing to watch RomComs with you for hours straight. You loved his company and you secretly just plan loved him.

You enjoy anytime you can spend with Karkat ever since you met him. His hot temper got to you from time to time but you always ended up yelling back or managing to calm him back down. You love being near him even if he doesn’t really like being around anyone. A few RomComs was always enough to get him to stay and you are thankful for that. You could always hide how you felt for him and keep him guessing. He is a master of RomComs so he should start catching the hints soon if he already hasn’t.

You curled up to his chest hugging him as you felt somewhat tired. Karkat looked down at you as you had your eyes half hooded and smirked in your mind. You glanced up while he wasn’t looking and saw the blush on his face.

“COULD YOU NOT LAY ON MY CHEST ____?” Karkat tried not to yell since it wasn’t exactly necessary.

“Why it isn’t like I’m laying on anything.” You said with a smirk as you poked at his puffed out chest. Only reason it almost appeared he had a chest was because you let him borrow a few of your bras and had him stuff them.

“THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM, I JUST DON’T WANT YOU ON MY CHEST.” He was blushing, you chuckled.

“Whatever, I’m going to listen to your blood pumper.” You said pressing your ear against his chest.

You listened carefully smiling as you heard it’s loud thumps. It seemed to be abnormally fast making you chuckle. You looked up at him seeing him scowl at you with blush across his face.

“Well someone’s not happy. If you really want to pass as a girl for this cross-dressing thing you need to pout not scowl.” You said squishing his cheeks.

“WHATEVER _____.” He tried pouting at you, you blushed slightly but smiled.

You chuckled off your blush and laid back down in his lap as you continued watching the movie. You occasionally looked up from time to time analyzing Karkat’s facial expressions. You love trying to guess his emotions when he doesn’t notice. You noticed a smirk start tugging at his lips.

“AM I SO APPEALING AS A GIRL YOU CAN’T HELP BUT STARE?” He sounded so casual, you couldn’t help but blush.

“I’ll admit you’re a pretty girl.” You said with a chuckle to try keeping cool.

“YOU’RE PRETTY HANDSOME YOURSELF.” He hand pulled you up so you were sitting in his lap.

You scowled, you didn’t mind sitting in Karkat’s lap but you were embarrassed. You tried fighting back your blush but you didn’t do so well with that. Sighing in defeat of your emotions you rested your head on Karkat’s shoulder. He didn’t seem to mind, he held you closer to him infact.

“You really are charming as a guy ____, leaves me pretty blown away.” He was whispering in your ear making you shiver.

“Stop teasing girly, besides,” You slide off Karkat’s lap confusing him. You lifted him and before he could protest you dropped him down and sat on his stomach. “I’m pretty sure I have the dominance here Kitty.”

Karkat grumbled trying to get you off him, you chuckled leaning towards him as you sat on him calmly. He tried pushing you off but you simply grabbed his hands and pulled them around you. You decided not to worry about surprising him with feelings, this was fun and the perfect moment to mess around with it.

You laid down over him, he was clearly blushing. You chuckled and reached up grabbing hold of his horns, his breathing hitched and he seemed to be holding something back. You smirked in his face and rubbed his horns, his breath turned heavy and he let out a soft moan. You retreated your hands and grinned in his face. He was blushing clearly embarrassed by his sound, you weren’t done teasing him. You cuddled him burying your head in the crock of his neck.

“Love you Karkat.” You whispered it in his ear.

You looked down to see Karkat was blushing and had some trace of happiness hidden in his eyes. He leaned as far up as he could and brought you down with a hand to your neck. Your lips met his in bliss, he had his spare hand on your lower back and you were propping yourself up with your hands on both sides of his head. He tangled his hand in your hair while you memorized the taste of his lips. Despite how bitter his attitude was his lips were sweet and tasted of cherries, you wonder for a moment if he put on chap stick. You yourself always test fresh from your habit of eating mints.

You let one hand rest on his chest , you laid down against him. You could feel his heart beating and parted for air. You looked him in his grey and red laced eyes, happy as you could be.

“Flushed for you ____. Matesprits?” His voice was soft and sweet, you gave him a quick peck on the cheek.

“Matesprits.” You simply said resting your head in his chest.

“If March means wasting time with you than March is no problem.” You chuckled at Karkat’s comment with a grin on your face.