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Killer take out!
Published: 2012-03-02 18:06:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 18462; Favourites: 797; Downloads: 0
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Comments: 232
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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Heh heh.... Ronald looks just like Gamzee.... When he's sober.
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Hahaha Ronnie finally snapped and cut the head off that jerk CEO. Nice concept haha 
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"I'm lovin' it!"
*shot
But really this is creepy/crazy haha XD
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Aw man, my sister works at KFC.
And I knew that Ronald McDonald was too good to be true.
Great job! Pure genius... Evil genius, that is.
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Sorry for the Homestuck reference but it looks like Gmazee holding Tavros's head.
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i always knew one day the kernel would get whats coming to him
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i asked the cashier at mcdonald's once (kinda recently) if i could hire ronald mcdonald to attend my birthday party but she seemed to think it was a really bad idea
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Holy crud! I am never going to see mcdonalds or KFC the same again. And theres a micky D's right by my house! *shiver* creepy... but AWESOME!
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this wouldnt have anything to do with that ronald gigas glitch on mother would it
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O_____O LMFAO!!! someone's related to Pennywise the clown!! xD
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Long ago, Burger King and Dairy Queen got married, and they had a son and daughter they named Wendy and Carls Jr. One day he got upset, so they got him a Jack-In-The-Box that kept him entertained for his teenage years. When he was old enough, he enlisted in the army and fought in the bloody crusades under Colonel Sanders as they struggled to over-throw the evil Ronald McDonald and save the fabled Olive Garden. After a surprise alliance with Long-John Silver's company, they were victorious, so on the way back they celebrated by raiding some Churches.
Above quote copyright *ShaydetheDragon
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THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! and the title of the work is so appropriate
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OMG I love your icon! XD
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