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Published: 2017-05-16 02:53:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 525; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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It's a day late where I am but it's probably Mother's Day somewhere else right? It's sorta weird that way.lear with Alfred. No she's not giving him coffee XD it's probably a shake or smoothie. It looks sweet and pleasant but you know he's drooled over that straw and backwashed animal crackers in there. Moms don't care they clean poo and vomit all day and more what's a little food mixed dribble?
I wonder if Animali would be offended by animal crackers? Lear in encouraging cannibalism! *alfred bites an elephants head off*
no no Alfred! You eat the legs off first and THEN go for the head. Meat is freshest when it suffers!
You have to teach the kids the proper way to go about these things. He will soon graduate to teddy grahams and then maybe zoo shaped fruit snacks.
My friend told me how her mom let her vomit into her hand in the car cause she didn't want it on the car so there's always worse scenarios.
I'm wondering if maybe I should have something happen to Alfred just to watch Lear go on a vengeful rampage.
I will upload a better quality picture later I'm not home
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Oh my god, backwash. Though once you have kids, or deal with them, saliva and chewed up food is no longer grotesque when you gotta shunt snot and dried bogies out of nostrils (not that this ever happens to Alfred, who graciously dribbles them out for convenience)
I don't know, would they be offended, I mean they eat other lesser animals right, and being offended means they view other animals as the same social level, which is what they're trying to make others believe they're not, right?
Biting the legs prevents escape. Oh goooooddd, I was just reminded of this horrifying nature footage of hyenas eating a baby elephant while it was still alive. They chewed off its truck and I was so mortified I couldn't stop watching!!! The poor thing was kicking and struggling and they were just ripping its entrails out. It was horrible! I'd never be able to be a wildlife photographer in that situation.
Ugh, open a window and vomit out the car...
Doesn't the kid have enough suffering in his life with his sinuses?
It is a sweet picture though, he looks like he's enjoying that drink, probably kicking his legs in delight at tasting it for the first time. What's on his shirt?
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lol it's a terrible thing honestly. ewwww that's honestly the worse thing to me, i'd rather change diapers than deal with that! ick! ick! yes, Alfred is quite a generous and considerate little pudge XD obviously he doesn't take after his father.
of course they wouldn't be offended, i was only joking.
wow way to ruin the fun jokes and all by bringing up infant animal death. i always hate how people say we treat animals inhumanely by eating them, at least we kill them quickly! other animals don't do that!
yeah you'd want to save it.
it would just come back into the car cause wind resistance.
well, that would end the suffering of the sinuses if he were to die... someone might say he is an abomination, look how unhealthy and ugly he is, this is proof Animali and Wyches shouldnt breed.
it's his first ice cream, isn't he precious? *cuddles him* chubby babies are best, theres plenty to snuggle and kiss on. he's adorable, really he is!
I imagine Lear is a bit doting and spoiling and Yianis is sitting there like "i'm adorable too..." *sad lonely tear*
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