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Kit-The-Wolfy [2011-06-18 00:08:58 +0000 UTC]
Haha, Explosive Runes. My mind is running with Order of the Stick jokes on that.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2011-06-19 00:31:06 +0000 UTC]
You should have seen some of the DnD sessions me and my friends ran back in the day. It was hilarious. One of our first ever sessions involved rescuing a half-orc baby before an evil cult summoned their Dark Rat God using the baby as it's mortal vessel.
The monk in our group was such a manwhore we started calling him Miroku and the name stuck. He once shacked up with what he thought was an elven maiden but turned out to be a elven man in drag. Hey, you know how effeminate those elves are.
We had a dwarven warrior who seemed to trip every trap we came across but thankfully had an absurd number of hit points so he always survived. We didn't have a thief in our group so we started referring to him as our "trap expert".
We also had, oddly enough, a medium air elemental in the party. He/she/it only spoke Auran, the language of air creatures and the only other person in the party who knew Auran was the dwarf. The elemental was mischievous and kept playing pranks on everyone, party members included.
Then there was my character, Mardak. This comic should sum up what his contribution to the group was. He spent most of his time trying to dissect the air elemental, no matter how impossible or illogical that may sound. His reason for doing so bounced between FOR SCIENCE! and payback for a prank he once pulled. Mardak spoke a variety of languages, including Common, Dragonic, Dwarven, Infernal, Sylvan and Elven. Although he only learned Elven so he could be certain that elves weren't insulting him in front of him and so he could curse them out in their own language. Mardak didn't like elves, you see.
While not really party members, we did manage to pick up a few Animated Objects on one adventure that decided to follow us. They included a candelabra, a mantle clock and a tea set. Yes, as a matter of fact, it was a reference to a certain Disney film.
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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to Mind-Fracture [2011-06-19 00:49:42 +0000 UTC]
Wow. That's crazy. I'm gonna start playing again as soon as I get more dice.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2011-06-19 01:35:14 +0000 UTC]
If you want crazy, I could tell you how the Cult of the Rad God session ended. Basically, we had to trudge through some Absurdly Spacious Sewers, depending on our "trap expert" to trip all the traps and soak up the damage for us. A few Cure light wounds and he was fine.
We then found the entrance to the cult's headquarters and managed to interrupt the ritual intended to summon their dark rat god. The Head Priest was standing on this really tall altar and was wearing a really awesome (but macabre) hat made out of a Dire Rat skull. He ordered the cultists to attack us while he kept the ritual going and activates a Symbol of Fear to keep us away from the altar.
Long story short, the rest of the party kept the cultists at bay while Mardak chain-cast Magic Missile at the Head Priest from safely outside the Symbol of Fear's area of effect (60 ft). Long story short, Magic Missile on Full Auto knocks the priest off the altar, killing him and interrupting the ritual. We finished off the cultists, returned the baby to it's parents, and Mardak took the Head Priest's +3 Rat Hat of Awesome as spoils of war.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2011-06-20 01:48:37 +0000 UTC]
You've gotta understand, it was one of our early sessions so my friend James (the DM) didn't want to put us through the meat grinder. The idea was that it was much easier to stop the ritual mid-way since the Head Priest would be too preoccupied with the summoning to cast any really nasty spells.
Besides, it was kinda touch and go at first when several of us stepped into the Symbol of Fear's effect radius. Those cultists may have been cannon fodder but when you're scared out of your wits even that's enough to be a problem.
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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to Mind-Fracture [2011-06-20 22:48:20 +0000 UTC]
Hmm... that's cool. I wanna play with you sometime, but we don't even live in the same state of the USA.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2011-06-21 00:22:29 +0000 UTC]
Me and my friends are trying to set up a D&D campaign over the internet. It's slow going but we hope to be able to get something workable in a month or so.
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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to Mind-Fracture [2011-06-21 00:59:29 +0000 UTC]
Nice! Might I join? I'm something of a newbie, so I'm naturally not very experienced that much... what version? I play 4th edition. Sorry to bother.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2011-06-25 10:06:32 +0000 UTC]
Probably not. Despite being separated by several states we still somehow manage to be a very insular group. We all have our own separate circles of friends but together we're very close-knit. We've all known each other since Middle School and somewhere along the way we somehow unknowingly created our own secret society. I don't really know how to explain it.
Besides, the system is far from finished.
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SithLordNergal [2011-01-15 03:32:25 +0000 UTC]
Hey, where are the Bags of Holding and Portable Holes DX
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Mind-Fracture In reply to SithLordNergal [2011-01-16 01:29:55 +0000 UTC]
He keeps them behind the counter because people kept putting them inside each other and tearing holes into the astral plane.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to SithLordNergal [2011-01-16 06:39:48 +0000 UTC]
Mardak prefers all the chaos and havoc caused by his wares to occur after the customer has left his store. Less cleaning and repairs that way.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to SithLordNergal [2011-01-17 04:05:21 +0000 UTC]
Actually, it is. Which means it's very unlike Mardak. Oh well, at least he's willing to set off Exploding Runes spells in the store.
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Beta-Maxis [2010-12-10 05:09:08 +0000 UTC]
The title is SO FAMILLIAR! D**M IT ALL!
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Mind-Fracture In reply to Beta-Maxis [2010-12-10 20:01:17 +0000 UTC]
Heh heh heh. Let that stew for a while. If you still can't figure it out I'll give you a hint.
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WatcherCCG [2010-12-09 05:58:21 +0000 UTC]
Kurisu: *retrieves Meiling's pendant* Marisa is the thief, around here. Not you. I don't answer to you like she does so I'm not afraid of knocking you the hell out if you irk me, human. The stabbings stop, or your pulse stops.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to WatcherCCG [2010-12-09 06:10:39 +0000 UTC]
Sakuya: -_- But... but... she called me Pad Chief!
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WatcherCCG In reply to Mind-Fracture [2010-12-09 06:12:21 +0000 UTC]
Kurisu: Meiling, apologize. Simple enough.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to WatcherCCG [2010-12-09 06:40:44 +0000 UTC]
*Meiling is busy pulling out knives*
Meiling: -_- I'm sorry I made fun of your utter lack of a bust. Happy?
*Sakuya's eye twitches*
Mardak: ^_^ Another satisfied customer! Mardak awaaayyyyy! *flies off*
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WatcherCCG In reply to Mind-Fracture [2010-12-09 06:51:04 +0000 UTC]
Kurisu: MEILING... don't provoke. Provoking gets you stabbed without me standing behind you.
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Mind-Fracture In reply to WatcherCCG [2010-12-09 10:05:38 +0000 UTC]
Meiling: Fine. I'm sorry I called you...
*Sakuya twitches*
Meiling: ...that name. It's just that after all this time and so many knives I finally had the answer in my hands! And all it cost me was a few teeth.
Sakuya: Teeth?
Meiling: Spell components. He is a wizard, after all.
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WatcherCCG In reply to Mind-Fracture [2010-12-09 14:34:08 +0000 UTC]
Kurisu: I'll have that repaired shortly, love.
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