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I see that using thick lines and a poor cartoony look with Paint makes your pictures look like they were drawn by a 10 years younger version of you.

As you can see, my list has changed a bit from the last time. [link] I had accidentally included Solid Snake as one of the top 5 stealth dudes, even though he's a clumsy fool who couldn't sneak on the nightside of the Moon without getting caught up in very long and overdramatic cutscenes and boss fights, and getting tortured.

So here are the top 5 sneaky guys.

#5 -Sometimes you can find the stealthiest guys in the least stealthy games. So here is Captain MacMillan (top right) of the 22nd SAS, in Call of Duty 4. Who else can run in broad daylight through a military assembly zone with 200 soldiers walking about and no cover? He can take out targets from long distance and turn into vegetation by standing still. Although he does get his leg busted and some guy named Price needs to carry his ass out.

#4 -As Snake got dropped from the list, Mr 47 (top left) got promoted, because he still beats the ghillie-suit Scotsman in the sneak department. He can get in, kill someone, and get out, and nobody can even recall his presence, and evidence suggests that there hasn't even been a murder, just an unfortunate fatal accident.

#3 -Richard Riddick (bottom right) He can see in the dark with no equipment, and escape any form of inprisonment using only the darkness and sharp objects. And he creeps the hell out of everyone else, and with his mind of a serial killer he can get inside your head and make you scared of your own shadow by just talking to you, so that your concentration breaks just enough for him to get behind you. He isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.

#2 -Sam Fisher (bottom left), as his boss Irving Lambert once said is "the world's most prolific unknown author of world events". He can stop a global crisis alone, without anyone realizing that there ever was a crisis. He went into prison so that he could escape. He infiltrated the Langley CIA building and kidnapped someone without anyone knowing. He killed the only person who knew he was an undercover agent, so that his cover wouldn't be blown.

#1 -Garrett. (bottom center) He's like Sam, except he does the same work with 17th century equipment, gets lots of souvenirs on the way, and prevents the apocalypse every once in a while even though he doesn't even want to. So basically "he was just in the neighborhood". Garrett breaks into prison to get paid by his contractor who is incarcerated there instead of breaking out. Garrett breaks into haunted places full of monsters to get rich. He robs from an ancient god for revenge. He breaks into the equalent of Fort Knox and steals from the main vault without anyone knowing someone was ever in the building. He infiltrates the base of those who taught him to sneak without being spotted. And his bloated ego makes him do all that with zero violence. He's never been caught. Those who know his face don't know his name, and those who know his name don't know what he looks like.

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I see that using thick lines and a poor cartoony look with Paint makes your pictures look like they were drawn by a 10 years younger version of you.

As you can see, my list has changed a bit from the last time. [link] I had accidentally included Solid Snake as one of the top 5 stealth dudes, even though he's a clumsy fool who couldn't sneak on the nightside of the Moon without getting caught up in very long and overdramatic cutscenes and boss fights, and getting tortured.

So here are the top 5 sneaky guys.

#5 -Sometimes you can find the stealthiest guys in the least stealthy games. So here is Captain MacMillan (top right) of the 22nd SAS, in Call of Duty 4. Who else can run in broad daylight through a military assembly zone with 200 soldiers walking about and no cover? He can take out targets from long distance and turn into vegetation by standing still. Although he does get his leg busted and some guy named Price needs to carry his ass out.

#4 -As Snake got dropped from the list, Mr 47 (top left) got promoted, because he still beats the ghillie-suit Scotsman in the sneak department. He can get in, kill someone, and get out, and nobody can even recall his presence, and evidence suggests that there hasn't even been a murder, just an unfortunate fatal accident.

#3 -Richard Riddick (bottom right) He can see in the dark with no equipment, and escape any form of inprisonment using only the darkness and sharp objects. And he creeps the hell out of everyone else, and with his mind of a serial killer he can get inside your head and make you scared of your own shadow by just talking to you, so that your concentration breaks just enough for him to get behind you. He isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.

#2 -Sam Fisher (bottom left), as his boss Irving Lambert once said is "the world's most prolific unknown author of world events". He can stop a global crisis alone, without anyone realizing that there ever was a crisis. He went into prison so that he could escape. He infiltrated the Langley CIA building and kidnapped someone without anyone knowing. He killed the only person who knew he was an undercover agent, so that his cover wouldn't be blown.

#1 -Garrett. (bottom center) He's like Sam, except he does the same work with 17th century equipment, gets lots of souvenirs on the way, and prevents the apocalypse every once in a while even though he doesn't even want to. So basically "he was just in the neighborhood". Garrett breaks into prison to get paid by his contractor who is incarcerated there instead of breaking out. Garrett breaks into haunted places full of monsters to get rich. He robs from an ancient god for revenge. He breaks into the equalent of Fort Knox and steals from the main vault without anyone knowing someone was ever in the building. He infiltrates the base of those who taught him to sneak without being spotted. And his bloated ego makes him do all that with zero violence. He's never been caught. Those who know his face don't know his name, and those who know his name don't know what he looks like.