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Game night aboard the Normandy. It's actually quite competitive. Tali likely has the best poker face. Legion just has no face.I'll probably re-do this later. So it's less...crappy.
(I reuploaded it with a different background so more people would get the reference. Haw.)
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Well legion dose have the eye flaps and tali ...ya the mask probably blocks everything.
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It reminds me of Star Trek: TNG. Enterprise crew playing poker. I like this a little better though.
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I just realized something about mass effect, humans are the only species with hair or five fingers
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Not true for the fingers.
The asari have 5, also the Drell (somehow)
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The asari, batarians and drell (kind of). If it comes to hair there are quarians... But I will never accept this "photo" from ME3 as canon.
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Drell have five fingers but four digits
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Shep's the reason all nightclubs on the Citadel have Krogan bouncers.
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☭SOVIET CARDS DEALER: NOT ONE STEP BACK! COWARDS AND CHEATERS WILL BE FORCED TO FORFEIT!☭
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Good thing Herbert Moon isn't there, racist old coot
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Lets face it Tali and Legion have the best poker faces
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That's cause you can't read their faces. However reading BODY language is a different story. I'm sure that's how Quarians know how the other is feeling.
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Still, Legion can control himself completely. I bet he puts more effort in expressing himself than in not doing it...
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... I have a distant memory of dogs playing poker. why?
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I just realized that too
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Tali's poker face and Legion is counting cards!
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Nope. Tali's pokerface is extremely bad - reflections on her mask!
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I sure hope Tali has an emergency induction port for that alcohol.
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I'm afraid Tali forgot her emergency induction port.
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Nooo, Tali's face actually needs work, she says it herself if she's in the team when you talk to Donnelly about playing cards! =3
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OMG. I laughed. Legion will win anyways...
Nice job!
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I'm wondering if the other player's can see the reflection of the cards in Tali's helmet... that wouldn't be the best pokerface after all.
But yeah, amazing just like the rest of your gallery!
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Why do they even need a lamp? Legion has a flashlight head...
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Legion and Tali have best odds. Hands down. Great picture. c:
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This isn't crappy man! It's great. I don't think you give yourself enough credit. Seeing Legion playing poker with them actually is interesting considering that he's always trying to better understand organics.
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WHAT IS GARUS DOIN THAR!! He is supposed to be in the middle of some calibrations!!! Nice Pic 
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Grunt: "What?! This poker variant has more aces?"
Tali: "Yes, 8s, 9s and 10s are aces."
Grunt: "I will not play this. With all this aces it's a game for woman!"
Thats an really amazing picture.
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You'd think things would get a bit slow, what with Legion having to achieve consensus every hand. XD
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Wait, doesn't that mean that they're playing poker with the entire Geth race?
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I don't imagine the Geth would bother achieving universal consensus something as mundane as the most optimal Skyllian five play
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Garrus you naughty naughty man (what's he watching?)
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Crappy?
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
This is incredible!
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You know, it would actually be really cool to see scenarios like this on ship between missions. Say they're waiting to dock somewhere, or stuck waiting for orders ... have them actually react with one another in more "human" ways.
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This is brilliant! And I can see Tali and Legion being good players I think...
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Well let's see,
You've got Tali who would have the best poker face in the room, no emotion is shown considering the mask and what not.
Legion who does actually make some tells due to his facial flaps, but regardless is a computer and would likely be making many (if not all) of his calls based on the best possible pot odds and probabilities.
The genius doctor Mordin who I feel would quickly pick up on tells from other players making it very difficult to bluff against him.
The loose cannon Garrus, who would likely be making very aggressive plays while still remaining strategic in his overall plans. He would likely be thinking five hands ahead (although i'm not sure exactly how you do that in a game of poker)
Finally you have Shepard who is simply a badass. I don't think I need to say much more here.
Yeah, this is one table I don't think I would want to sit down with.
Whatever the case, would love to see an updated/improved piece.
P.S. I just realized that Tali is holding a drink.... How exactly does that one work?
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i think the light area on tali's mask that blinks when she talks also doubles as a food/drink opening....they eat nutrient paste from sealed tubes i guess there would be a built in sanitizer to process the drink before she swallowed it
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Also, I bet Tali's cards are refected in her helmet
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I bet that is why she has layed her cards face down.
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