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Name: Dieter (Dee-ter) O’Malley
Nickname: Idiot Close friends can call him “Dee” if they’d like—really, he responds to anything his stripper name is “Montana Leathertush”
Gender: Male
Age: 23

Likes:
- being in the center of attention
- taking showers/baths
- LOOFAS
- the SCEPTER 4 coat (which he may or may not obsessively dry clean--)
- fancy clothing
- cooking/baking
- cuddling
- having sex
- pissing people off
- flirting
- puns
- ramen
Dislikes:
- being alone
- being single
- cheap beer
- dirt/filth
- people with no sense of humor
- slacking (too much)
- being bored
- insects
History:

Dieter was born in Japan with two working parents in politics and an older sister who was already in college by the time he entered elementary school. In his early years, his parents spent more time campaigning then spending time with their children and the only real times Dieter got to see his parents was when he sat in front of the television, staring at his mother and father smile for the camera. Being a bit of a problem child, he grew up spoiled- passed from nanny to nanny, until a large scandal caused his parents to divorce while he was in elementary school – and from then on, he lived with his mother (who had decided to move to America for work opportunities) and never really kept in contact with his father.
After getting past his stupid rebellious phase -- with lots and lots of eyeliner-- Dieter enjoyed making friends (and enemies) with all sorts of people, but his relationships--romantic and otherwise--were always fleeting and his circle of friends tended to change often and drastically. Safe in the knowledge that most of his actions had little to no consequences (trust fund baby that he was), Dieter spent most of his life in high school playing around and slacking off.
When he entered college, he expected his life to continue on smooth sailing—but for once money wasn’t enough to buy his way out, and he was kicked out of school after getting caught having “inappropriate relations” with a professor. And of course, his lovely trust fund just happened to be conditioned on his enrollment in higher education…So Dieter was left crying (very manly tears) and penniless. In the span of a few months, he was kicked out of his high rise apartment, denied contact with his family until he “straightened himself out”, and rejected from too many jobs to count. Soon even his “friends” – who he had been couch surfing off of since he lost his place of residence – became fed up with Dieter’s complete lack of responsibility and frivolous personality.
Abandoned, broke, and angry, Dieter used the very last of his reserves to buy a plane ticket back to Japan, intent on confronting his father (hint: begging), but he was firmly rejected and handed off to his grandmother, a woman of much humbler origins – who upon seeing the grandson she hadn’t laid eyes on in almost two decades, just sighed before shoving a broom into Dieter’s hands and sternly ordering him to work. After sulking and pouting for about a week, Dieter finally put those brain cells which had been rotting away for so long to work, and figured out that life where effort was necessary wasn’t entirely without its merit. He stayed with his grandmother for almost a year, helping out in her shop and learning to value both himself, the people around him, and good old hard work (even if he couldn’t help but act a bit stupid sometimes).
At the end of his time, he’d earned enough to rent out his own apartment (though it was no penthouse) and he began to take an interest in SCEPTER 4 – it wasn’t exactly hard to notice those uniforms, and Dieter found it hard to suppress the giddiness he felt from the age old dream of being a super hero – but despite the urge to immediately join, he convinced himself that it was better to wait and let himself settle into being independent (and not recklessly idiotic). After keeping himself from begging for a uniform for half a year in which he firmly did NOT break the law or do too many stupid things, he finally joined SCEPTER 4 – (and possibly spent at least half an hour just twirling around in the coat) eager to make new friend and memories and fall in love and possibly become the ultimate super hero

Personality:
Dieter is very friendly and touchy-feely, unafraid to step into other people’s personal space and make himself very comfortable. He can be over dramatic and prone to histrionics just to call attention to himself – and he can be oblivious to any hostile emotions coming from the people around him (I mean, since obviously EVERYONE LOVES HIM, am I right?), but once being slapped in the face with it, he’ll do anything to appease an angry friend (like cooking and cleaning and baking brownies and getting on his knees to apologize). He likes being cheerful and enjoys making people laugh (though he’ll laugh at his own jokes and slap his knee while he’s at it), but he can also get into really melancholy moods where he feels insecure and just wants to curl up and watch rom coms for hours while he sniffles into a gallon of frozen yogurt (because he doesn’t want to lose his figure). Even though he’s constantly flirting, Dieter is a big believer in finding “the one” – and he won’t sleep with anyone he doesn’t “love” – though he tends to fall in “love” at the slightest whim. He forgives easily and can be loyal to those he considers himself close to, almost to the point of being overbearingly clingy. He often speaks without thinking and can be overly blunt or hurtful (or just plain stupid), but he usually means well (or he’s being petty and just trying to be rude).

Weapon: Saber

Ability:
Dieter can use his aura to create a heavy fog in a 10ft radius around himself used to confuse his enemies and make his attacks harder to see (but not invisible: think of it like squid ink in Mario Kart – just annoying enough to block your vision, but not enough to blind you). He can only hold the fog for 3 minutes in total in the span of an hour (but he can use it multiple times as long as he doesn’t go over three minutes). The heavier the fog, the less time he has (but he can never go over three minutes no matter how light the fog)

Additional Info:
- if he wasn’t in SCEPTER 4, Dieter would probably just own a bakery and make pastries all day
- if he likes you, you’ll know. If he hates you, you’ll know—none of that passive aggressive stuff
- He’s pretty vain over his hair
- bisexual/switch
- LOSER ALERT
Character quotes:
“If you're feeling down, can I can feel you up? *GETS SLAPPED INTO NEXT WEEK*”
“Oh god, I’m too beautiful to die”
“MOON TIARA ACTI—wait… this is a saber—my bad”
“Puns are not the lowest form of humor—YOUR FACE IS THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMOR”

Description

EYYYY K PROJECT GROUP Y/Y HOLLLAAAAAAAAAA

---------------------------------------------------------------

Name: Dieter (Dee-ter) O’Malley
Nickname: Idiot Close friends can call him “Dee” if they’d like—really, he responds to anything his stripper name is “Montana Leathertush”
Gender: Male
Age: 23

Likes:
- being in the center of attention
- taking showers/baths
- LOOFAS
- the SCEPTER 4 coat (which he may or may not obsessively dry clean--)
- fancy clothing
- cooking/baking
- cuddling
- having sex
- pissing people off
- flirting
- puns
- ramen
Dislikes:
- being alone
- being single
- cheap beer
- dirt/filth
- people with no sense of humor
- slacking (too much)
- being bored
- insects
History:

Dieter was born in Japan with two working parents in politics and an older sister who was already in college by the time he entered elementary school. In his early years, his parents spent more time campaigning then spending time with their children and the only real times Dieter got to see his parents was when he sat in front of the television, staring at his mother and father smile for the camera. Being a bit of a problem child, he grew up spoiled- passed from nanny to nanny, until a large scandal caused his parents to divorce while he was in elementary school – and from then on, he lived with his mother (who had decided to move to America for work opportunities) and never really kept in contact with his father.
After getting past his stupid rebellious phase -- with lots and lots of eyeliner-- Dieter enjoyed making friends (and enemies) with all sorts of people, but his relationships--romantic and otherwise--were always fleeting and his circle of friends tended to change often and drastically. Safe in the knowledge that most of his actions had little to no consequences (trust fund baby that he was), Dieter spent most of his life in high school playing around and slacking off.
When he entered college, he expected his life to continue on smooth sailing—but for once money wasn’t enough to buy his way out, and he was kicked out of school after getting caught having “inappropriate relations” with a professor. And of course, his lovely trust fund just happened to be conditioned on his enrollment in higher education…So Dieter was left crying (very manly tears) and penniless. In the span of a few months, he was kicked out of his high rise apartment, denied contact with his family until he “straightened himself out”, and rejected from too many jobs to count. Soon even his “friends” – who he had been couch surfing off of since he lost his place of residence – became fed up with Dieter’s complete lack of responsibility and frivolous personality.
Abandoned, broke, and angry, Dieter used the very last of his reserves to buy a plane ticket back to Japan, intent on confronting his father (hint: begging), but he was firmly rejected and handed off to his grandmother, a woman of much humbler origins – who upon seeing the grandson she hadn’t laid eyes on in almost two decades, just sighed before shoving a broom into Dieter’s hands and sternly ordering him to work. After sulking and pouting for about a week, Dieter finally put those brain cells which had been rotting away for so long to work, and figured out that life where effort was necessary wasn’t entirely without its merit. He stayed with his grandmother for almost a year, helping out in her shop and learning to value both himself, the people around him, and good old hard work (even if he couldn’t help but act a bit stupid sometimes).
At the end of his time, he’d earned enough to rent out his own apartment (though it was no penthouse) and he began to take an interest in SCEPTER 4 – it wasn’t exactly hard to notice those uniforms, and Dieter found it hard to suppress the giddiness he felt from the age old dream of being a super hero – but despite the urge to immediately join, he convinced himself that it was better to wait and let himself settle into being independent (and not recklessly idiotic). After keeping himself from begging for a uniform for half a year in which he firmly did NOT break the law or do too many stupid things, he finally joined SCEPTER 4 – (and possibly spent at least half an hour just twirling around in the coat) eager to make new friend and memories and fall in love and possibly become the ultimate super hero

Personality:
Dieter is very friendly and touchy-feely, unafraid to step into other people’s personal space and make himself very comfortable. He can be over dramatic and prone to histrionics just to call attention to himself – and he can be oblivious to any hostile emotions coming from the people around him (I mean, since obviously EVERYONE LOVES HIM, am I right?), but once being slapped in the face with it, he’ll do anything to appease an angry friend (like cooking and cleaning and baking brownies and getting on his knees to apologize). He likes being cheerful and enjoys making people laugh (though he’ll laugh at his own jokes and slap his knee while he’s at it), but he can also get into really melancholy moods where he feels insecure and just wants to curl up and watch rom coms for hours while he sniffles into a gallon of frozen yogurt (because he doesn’t want to lose his figure). Even though he’s constantly flirting, Dieter is a big believer in finding “the one” – and he won’t sleep with anyone he doesn’t “love” – though he tends to fall in “love” at the slightest whim. He forgives easily and can be loyal to those he considers himself close to, almost to the point of being overbearingly clingy. He often speaks without thinking and can be overly blunt or hurtful (or just plain stupid), but he usually means well (or he’s being petty and just trying to be rude).

Weapon: Saber

Ability:
Dieter can use his aura to create a heavy fog in a 10ft radius around himself used to confuse his enemies and make his attacks harder to see (but not invisible: think of it like squid ink in Mario Kart – just annoying enough to block your vision, but not enough to blind you). He can only hold the fog for 3 minutes in total in the span of an hour (but he can use it multiple times as long as he doesn’t go over three minutes). The heavier the fog, the less time he has (but he can never go over three minutes no matter how light the fog)

Additional Info:
- if he wasn’t in SCEPTER 4, Dieter would probably just own a bakery and make pastries all day
- if he likes you, you’ll know. If he hates you, you’ll know—none of that passive aggressive stuff
- He’s pretty vain over his hair
- bisexual/switch
- LOSER ALERT
Character quotes:
“If you're feeling down, can I can feel you up? *GETS SLAPPED INTO NEXT WEEK*”
“Oh god, I’m too beautiful to die”
“MOON TIARA ACTI—wait… this is a saber—my bad”
“Puns are not the lowest form of humor—YOUR FACE IS THE LOWEST FORM OF HUMOR”