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TavalyaRa — Bellabee and Sparklewave 4
Published: 2009-12-29 11:00:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 3299; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 56
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Is it just me or are these strips getting longer and longer? By request, the biology scene. I accordingly decorated the scene as a Cybertronian "biology" lab. The props are mostly Burger King "Revenge of the Fallen" toys; Firefly (for those new to the headspace of Tavalya, I'm talking about the purple-and-yellow Bumblebee activator that's my OC) is likewise a prop rather than character in this scene.Notes... Ratchet also appeared in the first comic as one of the restaurant customers thinking about sex. While looking at Blackarachnia, who this comic reveals to be one of his students. Okay!
Shockwave is shadowed more than I intended, but it works for his character. If there's one thing I did well enough to feel a little pride, it's that he's brooding and creepy! That orange thing Bumblebee is waving about- which is either a metaphor or just a ridiculously long scalpel- is one of Starscream's bolts.
Notice Megatron's sword on the other table? Originally, I was going to end this comic with Optimus having decapitated Blackarachnia. Instead, they've decided to work on chemistry.
"Transformers Animated" belongs to Hasbro, who probably doesn't care that I'm doing this as I'm pimping out their toys. "Twilight" belongs to Stephanie Meyer and I don't give a crap what she thinks.
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I keep reading these in Shockwave's voice and it's making me laugh
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He he. That's how they're meant to be read.
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I want to be in that class. I love your bio lab!!! It's so funny how you have less advanced toys as the models.
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Thanks! Setting's not half bad considering it's just boxes, folders, and Burger King toys.
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Ahaha! It's all in knowing what to crop out of the photo!
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lol! sweet. I did something like this with How to Train Your Dragon, conveniently my bedding looks like a forest floor, so it worked out alright.
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There's one shot in another comic that makes it painfully obvious Bumblebee and Shockwave are standing on a bunch of folders and a spiral-bound notebook, but otherwise this was an experiment in seeing how well I could do something on no budget and lazy prop choice.
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lol!! what a HILARIOUS pick-up line!! XD
i has one too!!!
"I bet your dad is a hell of a baker because I want to eat u now!"
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Hahaha! There you go! There's no such thing as being too blunt to a potential true love.
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That pick-up line makes me want to go to the mall and use it unsuspecting bystanders. If it works, I'll know that's the guy I'm going to marry one day.
Btw, I told that line to my friend, and she put it in a Valentine card with a depiction of me and her eating our babies. SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED!!! Canniblism. It's the latest thing now!
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Yes, I imagine that line would be pretty good at weeding through potential suitors. An excellent litmus test!
Canniblism. It's the latest thing now!
Well it is a solution to both overpopulation and food shortages.
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And yet we think Hannibal Lector is crazy. He's just thinking about the future!
I think we need to conduct a list of the weirdest pick-up lines. We should start with who's line is it anyway.
You have the most beautiful pimples I have ever seen.
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Clearly, he's just a misunderstood visionary.
"If you were a nose, I'd pick you."
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I'm currently trying to think of a better one.....found one!
Hi, are you going to walk to your car alone later? I'll just be over there staring at you all night.
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I hope you run slow, because I can't wait to catch you.
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My name is Celestialdeth, but you can call me anytime.
Is your dad a chicken farmer, because you sure know how to raise
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You're just how I like my popsicles: lickable.
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My favorite position is The Serial Killer.
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I want to cut your hair and stuff it in my pillow.
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I use your snot encrusted tissues as face clensing wipes.
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Your shoes are the only air freshener I'll ever need.
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"You smell so good I want to make babies with you and eat them."
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Now THAT'S how you pick someone up!
Also BA and OP's "chemistry" work FTW XD
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Nothing else says "my love for you is pure and lusty" quite the same way.
Ratchet gives them an A for effort.
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What about; "I love you so much I want to rip out your spine so I can move in"?
As well he should
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Doesn't quite have the same punch as a "I need your babies" type line.
Ratchet, never getting any but seeing plenty to enjoy.
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Another one is "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" 8D
If they made an Omega toy he'd get some ^^
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That's not quite stalker creepy so much as "I'm hopelessly socially inept" creepy. Stalker creepy is socially inept, too- but it's a social ineptitude that says "I'm above the rules".
Yeah, and I'd never get any sleep.
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I still love it, if I ever get a fiance I'll propose to them using one of those lines XD
One of the reasons I dread finally getting a Megatron as I'm sure he'd start keeping company with my Stascream very quickly.
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"I want your babies, so I think the healthiest course of action would be for you to accept this and wed me."
And Starscream will make a lot of noise no matter what, whether he's satisfied or not. (Actually, I think if Screamer likes it, he'll be quiet because he won't want Megs to know what a good job he's doing. If he doesn't, he'll bitch, bitch, bitch.)
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Eeeehhh, doesn't have the same ring as Shocky's version 83
Tell me about it, I've only just got used to him ordering the other Cons about and throwing insults at the Autobot side of the desk XD How are your TFs doing?
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No, not quite. But it takes some spark plugs to be a baby-eating bastard.
Firefly is keeping Bumblebee and Blurr from doing the usual and probably will continue to do so until Vortex Blurr shows up to play nanny. Shockwave spent New Year's Eve alone, getting drunk and tormenting Skywarp. Ratchet is trying to grab Starscream's foot. I don't know why!
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That it does, maybe I should rethink my strategy...
Well if another Blurr is on his way I bet Shockwave won't be lonely for too much longer whether new Blurr likes it or not >D Oh Ratchet, you lonely, only guy XD
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Whether Shockwave likes it or not, you mean. Vortex Blurr will be bodyguard duty when not nanny or making a Bumblebee sandwich. (Prowl won't be the only bread...)
Keisha suggested an Arcee for him to dote upon fatherly. I'm considering it.
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Awww, I want some Shockwave/Blurr damnit X'D
When is Arcee coming out? I can't wait to get her, poor BA will finally have someone to talk to about femme stuff what? Starscream? Oh now that's just mean XD
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Sorry, that doesn't happen 'round here. My Shockwave's lust is strongly fixed on Bumblebee, thus Blurr is the object of his wrath. But that's my headspace; others' may vary.
Knowing my headspace, my BA probably talks to Prowl. Or Bulkhead. Hell, I could even see Ratchet starting a bitch session with her. (Ratchet refuses to confirm his gender.)
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Nuts, I'll just have to focus on my own twisted space then X'D
OP too maybe? What do you think of Rodimus' squad in regards to gender? As for Ratchet, methinks the lady doth protest too much
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That's the way it goes. How is that strange little world doing, anyway?
OP is an option, but they're a couple so BA probably wants a gal to talk about him to. Never came up with any thoughts where Rodimus is concerned.
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Still as screwed up as ever X'D In the RP Lugnut and Blitzwing have discovered Wavelength's existence so it's only a matter of time before dear old daddy Shocwave finds out about the result of his forcing himself on Blurr X'DDD
Good point. I'd go with Ratchet then, guy knows how to complain 8D
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Honestly if we could ever figure out a way to make it work, I'd love to RP my characters against yours. Hell, even if we can't figure it out- just plop 'em together at a table at some interdimensional cafe and let them freak the hell out of each other comparing notes. (Wisp, Nightwail, and Firefly against Wavelength, Freefall, and Nightflash would be hella interesting- I'm not so familar with the last two, but I predict Nightwail and Wavelength would get bitchy.)
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That sounds hella fun 8D Freefall and Nightflash actually belong to so I'd need to get her permission. (I think you're right XD Freefall and Nightflash have bios here on DA if you fancy looking ^^ [link] [link] )
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I can see the reactions now...
Nightwail: I thought Shockwave was into your mother.
Wisp: I have another sibling! YAY!
Firefly: Once again, Wisp, completely missing the point.
(Towards Freefall and Nightflash, pretty sure Wailer will go, "What the hell?!")
How would we do this? You, me or you, me, and Yodana and when/where?
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Lol, oh God, I foresee fireworks XD
I'll ask Yodana if she's up for it 8D Unfortunately the DA chatrooms don't work for me so it will either have to be in comments or notes -_-;
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Not necessarily. Oh, it's very possible to piss off Nightwail or Firefly for various reasons, but they both try to maintain composure in most situations. Nightwail will also lie about everything and anything (except his relationship with Wisp) if sufficiently motivated. I'm curious if he'll admit to feeling personal neutrality or pretend he's a committed Autobot.
Notes would only work between two people. Three and someone will fall out of the loop. For comments, I have a sub so I could create a forum on my profile for the RP.
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XD Sure, Prime and BA are working on "chemistry" XD more like grade nine science class first unit practical
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Primary research on the mating rituals of mutant spiders.
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XD that works too xD Optimus probably didn't want to cut open that like replica of himself anyways
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Haha, yes! There's also a Bumblebee on the other table.
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