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AND IT PERSISTS! >:CPart 2:
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Varric deeply inhaled the cigarette smoke as as he walked up and down the room. His lovely parter Cassandra scowled at him from the entrance. She had learned quickly that you did not interrupt Kirkwall's most dangerous private detective. He took another look at the murdered starlet on the bed, the light falling through the drawn Orlesian blinds barely illuminating the bloody arrow sticking out of her bosom. "Well," he said, "looks like she took her final bow."
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Mordin is still a better noir detective than Varric.
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Now I am really worried about that bow. Any one knows some that stops evil possessed bows?
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The bow says that death shall come to you slowly... torturous... MUWAHAHAHA! I mean... >.>... Sebastian! GET YOUR POSSESSED BOW OUT OF THE BEDROOM! BABIES are MADE in there! LoL XD
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*flatline*
Nurse: Doctor..... where's his lungs? And ribcage?
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I can totally imaginge Sebastian rocking an M1 Garand
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Poor Fiona, what a bad bad bow has Sebastian >:S
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you know, for some reason, that bow brought to mind an oddly shaped creeper...
"thatssss a very nissse fort you have there... be a ssshame if anything were to happen to it..."
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I can't wait to see what happens next! Too funny
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I kinda miss your mass effect comics...those were the most I've read...
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I kinda miss your mass effect comics...those were the most I've read...
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Aww! Seb should come and protect her from the bow! where is that man?!
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Away, back at the chantry...Praying... intensely...Or whatever he does.
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Probably yes... i wonder if Bianca would hiss at Hawke as well... hmm
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Aww! Poor Fi! 
*Sends Velan to kill it!... WITH FIRE(ball)!!!! *
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lol 
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Maddening!
She should ask Varric if she can practice with Bianca instead. She's a nice girl.
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It's like that toy clown in the movie the Poltergeist. *Hate that clown so much...*
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YOU KILL ME
Epic Magic Item - Coverlet : +1000 to evil defence
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reminds me of a creeper from minecraft, just immobile and not exploding
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I wonder if Sandal`s enchantments have anything to do with it?
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XDDDDDD
I'll BREAK IT!!
I dun care if he cries or not.. ppbbfft.. Ill just get him a new one!
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Beware the bow Fi, beware the bow. It may try to hurt your friends, like it tried to hurt you.
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Attitude belt and attitude bow? What kind of guy IS Seb?
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I will never look at bows the same way again. Why does this make me think of the Anvil all over again?
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Anvil? What does it have to do with bows?
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Oh, you know... inanimate object, inherent evil, high octane nightmare fuel that keeps you awake far later than it should...
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Omg Thanks for that laugh. Poor Hawke, being stalked by a bow xD
It's waiting for the perfect moment to take her soul!
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