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Published: 2015-03-02 16:20:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 63537; Favourites: 847; Downloads: 0
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Description FRENCH : Elle aime la nature et n'apprécie pas qu'on maltraite sa forêt, non ce n'est pas Poison Ivy mais Pocahontas.
En arrivant sur le continent américain, John Smith pensait enfin avoir trouvé l'endroit idéal où il pourrait fumer son calumet tranquille. Mais les autochtones menés par Pocahontas n'apprécient pas vraiment que les nouveaux occupants mettent les pieds sur leur territoire de la même façon qu'ils le feraient sur un paillasson.
A cause d'une indigestion de popcorn, John Smith ne pu remonter à temps sur son bateau et fut capturé par Pocahontas et sa tribu de hippies. La fin de l'histoire est moins tragique qu'on ne pourrait le croire car John Smith a enfin su prouver son utilité aux indiens en leur servant de tête à coiffer.

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ENGLISH : She loves nature and does not like that mistreats her forest, no it is not Poison Ivy but Pocahontas.
Arriving in America, John Smith thought he had finally found the perfect place where he could smoke his pipe quiet. But indigenous led by Pocahontas do not really like the new occupants set foot on their territory in the same way they would on a doormat.
Because of indigestion popcorn, John Smith could not go back in time on his boat and was captured by Pocahontas and her tribe of hippies. The end of the story is less dramatic than one might think because John Smith serving styling head to the tribe.

ENGLISH : He has gray hair and loves gypsy, no it is not Serge Gainsbourg but Frollo captivated by the beautiful Esmeralda.
Accustomed to flee on the roofs of paris after libidinous assaults from the hunchback of Notre Dame, Esmeralda was noticed and hired by a secret order fighting against sexual harassment. Esmeralda now regularly mission is to quietly disappear the biggests perverts in the capital such as Dominique Strauss Khan. The final target is obviously Claude Frollo, the archdeacon with sticky hands.

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BlacknTans22 [2022-01-10 14:39:39 +0000 UTC]

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JRBeeler [2020-11-23 00:01:11 +0000 UTC]

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evanzu25 [2020-10-17 11:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Native maybe gonna like this kinda representation

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evanzu25 [2020-10-17 11:13:42 +0000 UTC]

Badass

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liamrev1 [2020-09-21 13:28:34 +0000 UTC]

If you want to do do more of your badass series may I suggest lilo and stitch

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Cartoonicus [2020-07-02 22:15:45 +0000 UTC]

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Oldmeme2012 In reply to Cartoonicus [2020-07-21 01:15:27 +0000 UTC]

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FullBoyle [2019-07-03 03:31:11 +0000 UTC]

How Pocahontas should have ended?

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jflaxman In reply to FullBoyle [2021-08-31 11:14:38 +0000 UTC]

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NeoTheYoshare [2018-01-10 23:11:59 +0000 UTC]

TurnbLittle Nutbrown Hare and Little Field Mouse

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alixlou [2017-12-22 00:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Ho,my!

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Hawkeye752 [2017-12-21 16:12:45 +0000 UTC]

Now this is more believable!!

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carlosisaboss24 [2017-12-17 16:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Is this supposed to be something like the green inferno or cannibal holocaust?

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DunkleMaterie [2017-09-14 06:38:20 +0000 UTC]

Badass? More like Psycho!

Psychohontas ^^

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TopazWaffle [2017-08-05 00:23:01 +0000 UTC]

This is nice! ; P

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MasterChica1987 [2017-01-07 14:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Have you seen Moana?

You should make Maui look like Kratos from God of War... just a suggestion XD

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Curse-Never-Dying199 In reply to MasterChica1987 [2017-03-07 17:57:31 +0000 UTC]

He did do a Maori war dance so he could be more like that

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MasterChica1987 In reply to Curse-Never-Dying199 [2017-03-07 20:32:31 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps. X3

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G0Dzilla82 [2016-08-21 18:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Don't know why nobody ever mentioned it, but the english description is present twice and the second one is from your Esmeralda piece. ^^

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Shellquake [2016-07-30 17:38:53 +0000 UTC]

Now she really is a savage.

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oktaygoz [2016-07-19 13:09:12 +0000 UTC]

 

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LAWI360 In reply to oktaygoz [2016-07-19 20:49:00 +0000 UTC]

lol the gif cracked me up

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r4shka [2016-01-14 18:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Honnêtement, avec ce qui est arrivé dans la VRAIE histoire de Pocahontas, ce con méritait de se faire scalper.

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AzalieFinrandi [2016-01-13 15:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Now, that's a Disney retelling I could live with.

Pocahontas there deserves her own revenge spaguetti western franchise. I love how frightened looks Smith. Perf!

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Nikobss [2015-09-15 21:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Despicable Me BADASS
or
Minions BADASS
Please

nikobss.deviantart.com/art/m-5…

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ihaveyoursealab [2015-09-02 14:39:36 +0000 UTC]

John and his people taught her well. *Historical accuracy: the natives only scalped in retaliation after the settlers introduced the practice*

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Motoratas [2015-07-15 18:55:46 +0000 UTC]

This is like the PAINT song check un youtube he parody Disney song one quote of pocahontas "Have you ever bitten the hearth of a spanish men?"

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salmaimn [2015-04-21 15:22:53 +0000 UTC]

XD

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omorashifanboy2 [2015-03-30 22:40:58 +0000 UTC]

I notice ALOT of dead males in your gallery...I fear for my life.

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Gryf62 [2015-03-21 12:11:45 +0000 UTC]

C'est par rapport à Cannibal Holocaust ? ^_^

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nikolas-213 [2015-03-20 22:30:02 +0000 UTC]

Pretty smart!

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S-A-Diamond [2015-03-16 21:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious. Well imagined. I am really liking Pocahontas' war paint.

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Shaolinlan [2015-03-16 15:14:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, j'adore, scalpée!

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Chowder07 [2015-03-11 21:33:37 +0000 UTC]

i love this its hilarious ! xD

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VMJML1er [2015-03-06 19:30:23 +0000 UTC]

cool  ,  Pocahontas venge son peuple

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Adeleddr [2015-03-04 09:02:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Pocahontas for the win XD Tu l'as faite super classe

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Tohad In reply to Adeleddr [2015-03-04 10:51:23 +0000 UTC]

Merci

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vaninachan [2015-03-03 16:33:04 +0000 UTC]

Nooon! Son magnifique Brushing! xD
On dirait que l'aigle du totem est prêt à manger ce qui se trouve sous son bec! xD

Superbe Badass *0*

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Tohad In reply to vaninachan [2015-03-04 10:51:54 +0000 UTC]

Il a plus de brushing, mais maintenant il a une magnifique tonsure de samurai

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NdrN [2015-03-03 16:19:50 +0000 UTC]

Great!

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Tohad In reply to NdrN [2015-03-04 10:51:58 +0000 UTC]

thank !

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ManuelaSoriani [2015-03-03 14:24:10 +0000 UTC]

I love this one!
XD

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Tohad In reply to ManuelaSoriani [2015-03-04 10:52:05 +0000 UTC]

thank you ^^

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ManuelaSoriani In reply to Tohad [2015-03-05 16:18:04 +0000 UTC]

<3

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BuseHase [2015-03-03 13:55:50 +0000 UTC]

nice work as always tohad  

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Tohad In reply to BuseHase [2015-03-04 10:52:11 +0000 UTC]

thank you!

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ReelDeviant [2015-03-03 12:12:52 +0000 UTC]

Ca me va très bien celui là car je n'ai vraiment pas du tout aimé le film ^^
Donc c'est le beau finish que j'attendais celui là

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Tohad In reply to ReelDeviant [2015-03-03 13:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Ha oui je trouve aussi que c'est l'un des disney les moins réussis

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ReelDeviant In reply to Tohad [2015-03-03 13:40:17 +0000 UTC]

Oui clairement ^^ y a rien à sauvegarder dedans pour moi. Même pas un scalp !

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Kaedegirl [2015-03-03 11:50:25 +0000 UTC]

BRAVO si seulement :/ 

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