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uglyswan In reply to Mel-Behll [2006-06-11 02:58:25 +0000 UTC]

You know... I learned the most disturbing thing this morning...

there are actual fanfics with Bible hentai/yaoi.

I literally almost spewed the tea I was drinking everywhere o_o

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Mel-Behll In reply to uglyswan [2006-06-11 03:02:48 +0000 UTC]

How could you do that to the worlds best selling novel?

Religion and steamy boyslove just don`t mix. Don`t mix at all..

I`m highly disturbed...and somewhat offended, but whatever. x.x

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uglyswan In reply to Mel-Behll [2006-06-11 03:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Thankfully I DIDN'T learn it the hard way. I was surfing LJ communities and found a fanficrant one... one person said they had found nasty Bible fics so I was like... ew. I mean seriously, I wonder if you go to hell for writing about Moses's sex life?

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Mel-Behll In reply to uglyswan [2006-06-11 03:22:21 +0000 UTC]

Maybe you do.. =o

But you know..Moses must`ve had sex. Afterall, he had like..5 sons?

Mr. Prophet was getting pretty busy with Mrs. Prophet. -eyebrow wiggle-

Teeheehee...the thoughts just bothering me. O.o

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uglyswan In reply to Mel-Behll [2006-06-11 03:30:50 +0000 UTC]

I know... I mean like, even thinking about Santa getting it on is freaky.

But then again I don't think Santa had kids so like, maybe he was just diseased.

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Mel-Behll In reply to uglyswan [2006-06-11 03:33:50 +0000 UTC]

He was sterile..Maybe, afterall, why have children when you have thousands of elves to watch over?

Or perhaps..Santa was castrated, or Mrs. Claus was asexual?

Oh the possibilities!

I want a chimichanga.

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uglyswan In reply to Mel-Behll [2006-06-11 03:44:01 +0000 UTC]

Or maybe Santa's been a pedophile the whole time.

o_o

Y'know Copy's a distant descentant from the Easter Bunny? Who had an affair with the Velveteen Rabbit?

Copy:... o_o But aren't they both boys?

GEEZUS COPY HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF MPREG OMFG MORON.

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Mel-Behll In reply to uglyswan [2006-06-11 03:45:47 +0000 UTC]

You know...I always wondered why he brought me good presents during christmas time.

He stopped once I hit the age of 10.. D:

PEDO! -screech and run-



Haha, MPREG. Someones been reading too much Yaoi..

x3

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uglyswan In reply to Mel-Behll [2006-06-11 03:54:17 +0000 UTC]

I've actually never read a story in which a man gets preggerz... seen plenty of men-preggy art though. I think it's hilarious - not only does the male anatomy lack a HOLE in which not only to be fertilized but also to get the baby out, men also have different tailbones than women. Women's tailbones stick out of their back, kinda - to make a passage for a baby to go through. But if a man were to have a baby, the tailbone would be in the way and the baby would either die or get born with a male tailbone shoved into its skull.

Pleasant thought.

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uglyswan In reply to VictimOfPlague [2006-06-10 22:28:47 +0000 UTC]

I know. I'm lyke, so screwed DDD:

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