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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE OF SWINE FLURelated content
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We will die of radiation poisoning.
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Pfft XD I thought it was something about the end of the world
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It was for the last panic I believe!
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I shall take a rocket and fly to the moon to avoid contamination!!
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Back when the Swine Flu scare was at it's height, I was stranded in West Virginia with a hundred other teenagers on a mission trip.............. And there was a Swine Flu epidemic among us. As in at least 40 people got it. ;__; Fortunately, I never got it, and nobody died or anything. But everyone was scared they would be next. D:
rofl West Virginia has got to be one of the WORST places to have a Swine Flu plague. xD
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Haha glad you came out well!
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Reminds me of Xan out of Baldurs Gate...cool!
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Very blunt, to the point.
Perfect.
(Isn't swine flu gone now? I haven't heard of it in a while.)
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I think it's gone now yes, the panic is over! Replaced with the ash cloud of death! Now I think we're just over-reacting about muslims and other un pc things!
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Hahaha, death ash
Yeah, people over-react about a load of things!
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Swine Flu..It killed two 78 year old cancer patients...Time to panic.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
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My pleasure.
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Thought you were a vegetarian? Vegetarians dont get swine flu, they get tofu herpes instead
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Didn't you hear. . . those on DA are immune. . . I swear, i heard it on the news.
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Oh awesome!
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Besides, Iβd better get it now, because in only a few years Iβll be in the age range where influenza comes with a significant chance of, um, permanent breathing and heartbeat failure.
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I havenβt had influenza in years. Iβd kind of like to catch this one, though; I feel left out.
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That's exactly what I said when I first heard of swine flu.
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Yes, yes, the end is very near.
What a great stamp, i want to print it out in a big size and run around with it in the city.
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OH WHY THANK YOU I NEEDED THAT. I FEEL SO MUCH SAFER NOW.
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Thanks. Really.
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YEP!thats it! im leaving this planet!
i have decided
this flu is going to kill us all!
this flu beats global warming!
so im getting ready to move on and
fly my way out of this
planet!yes im taking mah family!
and ride on my spaceship!and fly to
the next planet!
this is getting critical!
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and im still eating bacon
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