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     Monday. Arguably that day of the week that holds the most general disapproval in the public opinion. Kaisa could only agree to that - it was a long standing tradition here at Zdarloch that Monday was dressage lesson day. And despite all her -in her own opinion, at least- valiant attempts of trying to make sense of and eventually imitate this discipline, her love of 'dressage monday' was still a long ways off. She liked Connor a lot - but he was a boring, nitpicking teacher who could take the joy out of any fun activity... Unless, of course, one considered 'the relentless, disciplined strive towards perfection and utmost control' a fun activity. Steinadler had been even worse - she shared all of Connor's obsession with the pursuit of technical perfection, but none of his charm and even less of his politeness. It had even been a relief to get Connor, or Gideon as he preferred to be called now, back for the past few months.
     Today, however, would be her first training session with her new teacher - and the thought already had her envisioning various nightmare scenarios. If Simon Kvark's teaching was anything like his personality this was sure to be a lesson from hell. Whether he was the type to sit in the corner and roll eyes at her while dropping acrid comments or the type to scream profanities each time she made a mistake she was not sure of, but either way she anticipated that this would have a bad outcome.

     That his teaching was different from Gideon's and Stein's became apparent the second Kaisa and Kvante stepped inside the indoor arena: he was already there, waiting for her. Kaisa blinked, brushed the raindrops from her brow and sent him a confused look.
,,What are you doing here?" she blurted out with all the social graces of a warthog at the opera.Sim
on looked up from his phone.
,,Waiting for you? We have a lesson, right?"
      Kaisa was not sure if she detected any anger or annoyance there - she had never been good at reading people. Simon's bashed face still held a minor swelling near his eye that made him look as if he sported the vague squint people wear when they are silently judging someone. Well, maybe he was - the squinting seemed to increase the longer she looked. Oh right.. people tended to dislike it when you looked for too long. She blinked.
,,Yeah. But I haven't warmed up yet. Conn--err, Gideon's lessons always started when we were already warmed up. More time efficient.",,Well, I am not Gideon." Simon pointed out and rose from the mounting block he had been sitting on. ,, I don't care about time efficiency. My lessons start when I say they do and end when I say they do - I consider the warm-up as important as the training itself and I'm curious to see how you do it. Up you go. We're started."
     Bossy, huh? They were off to a great start, Kaisa though to herself as she settled herself in the saddle and urged Kvante forward into a walk. And not the passive sort either...
Simon had detached himself from the corner and moved to the center of the arena.
,,You have a good posture," he announced unexpectedly. Kaisa whipped her head around; her confusion expressed in a deep frown. Was that a... compliment? Or was it sarcastic?
,,What?"
,,I said you have a good posture. You sit well." Kaisa was still not sure what to make of it - in all her imagined scenarios of how this lesson would unfold she had never expected Simon to be a positive teacher.
,,So - a youngster? Where did you and Gideon leave off?" he went on before Kaisa had time to think of a semi-decent reply.  
,,Well, Kvante is five... almost six. Wasn't started under saddle until earlier this year. Seven months ago, give or take.."
,,Right, so fairly green. So our focal points for now are building balance and strength through correct form and working towards introducing spurs and eventually lateral movements."
Kaisa made a discreet wrinkling of her nose.
,,I don't think I'll need spurs or whips for this one. She's already plenty forward."
Even for someone so notoriously bad at reading faces Kaisa could have sworn Simon's jaw would have hit the ground if it had been less firmly attached.
”If you think either whip or spurs is to speed up the horse then I’m glad you’re not using either right now, because you clearly don’t have a clue what their purpose is in dressage.”
Kaisa frowned.
,,Well, if I don't need 'em?"
,,How can you say that if you don't know what they're for?" Simon flashed her an insolent smile. ,,I could ride a Grand Prix in swim trunks and a rope halter, but why make things more difficult for yourself? Spurs and whips are your friends, your helpers, your translators to ease communication - not tools for torturing your poor horse. See, that's exactly the reason you see faulty use of 'em in sport - clueless people pricking their horse into submission, thinking that's what spurs are for." he shook his head, sighing deeply and ever so slightly theatrically. ,,Yeah. You haven't earned your spurs yet, Kaisa, but I'll get you there in due time. Besides, it doesn't matter whether you think you need 'em or not, rules are rules. You don't have to rise very high in the levels before they become mandatory."
     Kaisa sucked on her teeth but chose to hold her tongue. Such arrogance... such a condescending prick. Such--
     She hissed a long exhale out through her teeth and willed herself to relax her tightly-clenched grip around the reins. Maybe this prick had a point. If it did not take more than this to rattle her and get her to clench her fists like this it was probably a good thing her heels were not adorned with steel points. Urgh, so this guy was not only an engaged and positive teacher, he also saw right through her. How incredibly annoying.

     The warm-up progressed with little drama. Simon had her draw lazy serpentines and circles across the arena in what he called 'pony trot' - for a while this seemed almost too easy. It was when he began to demand an increasing degree of bend and collection from Kaisa and the young mare that Kvante started responding adversely. The horse suddenly tossed her head up; coiling up like a spring ready to launch herself upwards into a series of bucks... that never came. Nevertheless Kaisa tensed up in anticipation, frozen in place in the saddle.
,,What's going on?" Simon inquired somewhere to her side. ,,Why'd you stop riding?"
Why indeed? 
     Kaisa huffed and urged Kvante forward again. Once they hit the corner the same thing happened and with the same outcome. Three times. Four times. The fifth time Kvantespring's front legs came off the ground for a brief moment and Kaisa swore the world turned black and white for a second. She could hear her own heartbeat pounding in her ears and felt her fringe sticking to the cold sweat that sprung from her forehead.
,,-ening to what I'm saying??" she heard a faint voice speak at the periphery of her consciousness. ,,Hello-oo, Earth to Kaisa?"
She turned her head towards the sound... right. Simon. Lesson. Focus. Her lack of it was ridiculous - these tiny bunny hops would hardly classify as 'bucks', yet to her it sure felt like it. The smile she attempted did not seem to have its intended effect as it only made Simon's squint more pronounced.
,,What's so funny?"
Nothing was funny - aside from the obvious absurdity of her fear, that was. Kaisa was an eventer - now she could not even sit through this without losing herself. She shrugged:
,,She's just being a mare, I guess..."
,,How long has she been doing this?"
,,Err... on/off for the past week or so... Every time I ask her to bend."
Perhaps something did show on Kaisa's otherwise emotionless face that got the 'please don't ask me to ride through it' message across. Simon watched her in pensive silence for a while.
,,Alright. Let me try." 

      Kaisa retreated to the corner of the arena and watched with equal parts curiosity and glee as Kvantespring repeated her earlier contortions with Simon in the saddle. As he asked for bend the mare replied as she had done previously: by tossing her head and hopping in place. Kaisa felt a strange wave of relief to witness it - for a while she had worried it had been her fault or something she did that triggered this behaviour in the horse. Unlike her Simon did not freeze in the saddle - he took the fight, did not budge but kept asking -or rather demanding- that the horse responded. Kvantespring did respond: she reared up.
It was one thing to have seen Simon train Sagadir or compete Spiegelau - at that level in dressage everything seems fluent, effortless and for the untrained untrained eye it may be mistaken for 'easy'. Seeing Simon work with an obviously disobedient horse was something else. Every single aid was visible, uncensored and obvious enough for a child to follow it. What more was: it was consequent, logical; almost mathematic to behold. It followed a strict form: horse does this = Simon does that.  It made sense.
     The longer Kaisa watched the more complicated the equation became: Kvantespring attempted other ways of evasion and Simon countered those accordingly. Sweat started springing. Froth started flying each time the horse tossed her head. And slowly, slowly, those equations translated to curves, parabolas and circles as the shapes were drawn out across the arena.
At some point Simon removed the saddle from the equation and almost instantly the math added up: order was restored. Kvantespring willingly allowed herself to bend in either direction.

 ,,Rearing should never be the answer, but I think something about that saddle is bothering her." Simon concluded as he slid from the mare's naked back. 40 minutes of heated arguing had her covered in sweat that drew frothing stripes across her neck where the reins had rested. ,,I assume you already suggested to Andy to have her teeth looked at, but I think you may want to make an appointment with your saddler too."
Kaisa blinked. He was already two steps ahead of her. It seemed... logical to have these things checked, however. Maybe this guy was not so bad after all.
,,Right..." a brief pause. ,,Thank you?"
,,Don't thank me. I'm here to protect your horse's interests, not yours. One more thing --" Simon huffed as he handed the reins back. ,,- I think both you and your horses would be far better off if you discarded the prejudism and refrained from placing your perceived gender stereotypes onto animals. There is always something: 'she's just being a maaare, just being a cheeeestnut, just being a zleeesdin --'. You don't solve any problems with that lazy mindset. Thats why I’m a grand prix rider and you’re not.”
...or maybe this guy was still just a condescending prick.



Next: 4.5: Good Note





...what's up with Kaisa??
Same thing that's up with Simon: fear.

:' >

You doooo remember the fall she had with Zdrasti, yes? Fear of jumping and all that? 
It got worse






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Comments: 40

Thictle [2020-07-28 21:42:46 +0000 UTC]

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Zoubstance In reply to Thictle [2020-08-01 18:03:39 +0000 UTC]

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Thictle In reply to Zoubstance [2020-08-01 20:47:06 +0000 UTC]

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EquineRibbon [2020-04-26 13:04:56 +0000 UTC]

Must say I found myself nodding along when Kaisa was thinking "Such arrogance... such a condescending prick. Such--" hahahaha
For a moment towards the end there, though, Simon had my respect... then came his last sentence xD 

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Zoubstance In reply to EquineRibbon [2020-04-28 06:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe oh indeed indeed. He has some good points; just not a very nice way to go about it

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Prettybold [2020-04-23 19:41:20 +0000 UTC]

I need Kaisa to know that I'm her biggest fan and I'm rooting for her #DinosaursRule

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Zoubstance In reply to Prettybold [2020-04-24 21:09:03 +0000 UTC]

Kaisa sends her regards and her thanks!
#DinosaursTotallyRule  

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theMadFurball [2020-04-19 13:18:39 +0000 UTC]

... weirdly enough this one actually made me respect Simon somewhat. Zoub, what are you doing to me?! D:

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Zoubstance In reply to theMadFurball [2020-04-20 07:33:15 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe making you conflicted...! *rubs hands plottingly*
Thank you! ^^

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ChaiTheFox [2020-04-16 02:38:20 +0000 UTC]

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toucaw [2020-04-14 18:43:26 +0000 UTC]

I've already said this but like, I really would like him as my instructor please & thank you :') he makes for such a good one overall, and his "lowkey" self-centred/self-loving personality always amuses me somehow. I woulddd very much probably watch what I say and hold back tears and eye-rolls at times but I'd be boss at the discipline, he'd see to that :'D 

Poor Kaisa though, I hope she can manage to overcome the fear eventually :c 
And wow 
"There is always something: 'she's just being a maaare, just being a cheeeestnut, just being a zleeesdin --.' You don't solve any problems with that lazy mindset. Thats why I’m a grand prix rider and you’re not."
Such drama, so savage lol :'D

Hgnn I'm excited to see more of these two interacting! 

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Zoubstance In reply to toucaw [2020-04-20 07:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, I bet he is expensive to hire, tho -- he only accepts compliments as currency, haha
I thinkkkk he would actually be a fairly decent teacher if one can stomach his lowkey (..or high key) self-loving attitude XD

We shall seeeeee. I bet Kaisa certainly isnt pleased with her current state of mind either

Thank you

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CheeseDraws [2020-04-14 10:18:29 +0000 UTC]

This was so interesting to read and to actually see that yes Simon isn't always the most pleasurable company... he does know his shit and he is right about a lot of things.. even if he doesn't bring it across nicely  

Loved it <3 

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Zoubstance In reply to CheeseDraws [2020-04-18 10:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! Indeeedddd, and I think it may be even more frustrating for others because you kind of dont want to agree with him, but...he has some good points
Thank you so much!

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CheeseDraws In reply to Zoubstance [2020-04-18 15:30:29 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!! 

I sooo get that haha sometimes you just dislike someone enough that it doesn't matter that they have good points  
I secretly adore him though 

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Zoubstance In reply to CheeseDraws [2020-04-19 16:08:07 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, exactly! I... certainly know the feeling of wanting to disagree with someone on PRINCIPLE, hehe  
...he thanks you XD 

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PoisonSoldat [2020-04-13 17:19:00 +0000 UTC]

"...or maybe this guy was still just a condescending prick." lmfao

I had a blast reading through this, the image looks very dynamic and even dramatical too ^^ no but seriously, I really appreciated the stance between Simon & Kaisa and how he suggested changes - very cool!

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Zoubstance In reply to PoisonSoldat [2020-04-16 19:26:03 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe tbh I don't think it's possible for this dude to NOT be a bit of a prick at all times
Thank you so much! It was fun to do a funky pose, hehe. We shall seeee how this new trainer/student duo works out ^^ 

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PoisonSoldat In reply to Zoubstance [2020-04-17 11:26:06 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm true

You're welcome! Yes looks tricky, but turned out quite well ^^ uhuuhh they do okay so far!

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monymay14 [2020-04-13 15:19:06 +0000 UTC]

oh well, he's definitely just being Simon ...gotta love his thought process though, way to go working it through, he is thorough and thoughtful

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Zoubstance In reply to monymay14 [2020-04-15 19:37:35 +0000 UTC]

Thatttt is a very accurate description, hehehe   #SimonBeingSimon  
As awful as he is with people... at least he is thoughtful with animals :' >

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WildOracle [2020-04-13 14:33:55 +0000 UTC]

well well, maybe he isn't a horrible teacher.

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Zoubstance In reply to WildOracle [2020-04-14 16:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Hehee, maybe nooot ~
We shall see how this teamwork turns out x)

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WildOracle In reply to Zoubstance [2020-04-16 12:29:50 +0000 UTC]

indeeeed

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saregona [2020-04-12 23:39:57 +0000 UTC]

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Zoubstance In reply to saregona [2020-04-14 16:13:59 +0000 UTC]

He is absolutely dickish about many things, but he does (unfortunately, some might say) have a point

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StarrMountainEstate [2020-04-12 20:19:06 +0000 UTC]

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Zoubstance In reply to StarrMountainEstate [2020-04-14 16:13:04 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, I am certain he appreciates it
Thank you so much!

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Blackwood-Sanctuary [2020-04-12 20:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Kudos to Simon! I greatly dislike when people humanize animals to explain behavior. I've worked with dogs for over a decade and I see it all the time. Mostly from dog owners but sometimes even from colleagues. It's a serious eye-twitch moment. 

I read a story about someone's experience sort of similar to this art piece. This woman had a mare that began bucking when ridden. People at the stable would say she was just being a mare. Or say she was purposefully acting up to get out of work. These people specifically said to ride her through it to make sure she knows this behavior won't get what she wants. The owner spent thousands over many months trying to figure out what was wrong with her horse. She said at some point people were shaming her because they thought what she was doing was ridiculous.  

I can't remember exactly, but the vet found a bone chip or fracture by accident by doing a pelvic exam. After the issue was fixed the mare didn't act up again in lessons. In the wrong hands this mare would would have been miserable for the rest of her life all because people humanized her. 

Of course, in HARPG or just fiction in general I don't mind humanization. I do it with my own characters sometimes because it's fun having a vengeful pony out for blood LMAO. But it's nice to see an art piece about one of my biggest pet peeves! Sweet validation!

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Zoubstance In reply to Blackwood-Sanctuary [2020-04-15 19:36:37 +0000 UTC]

Indeeeeed, it is to me a rather... lazy explanation to resort to blaming on such things instead of considering an underlying cause of problematic behaviour :L
It's one thing to see it from people who dont know better, but I can imagine it being a maaajor... eye twitch moment to hear it from colleagues : I

Wow, I'm glad the owner followed her own nose instead of listening to the choir of people arguing that the mare was disobedient on purpose . o .  

Hehe of course HARPG has its own logic... but sometimes it's also a good thing to raise certain subjects   
Thank you so much! Happy to hear it! ^^ 

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TavieTastic [2020-04-12 19:53:36 +0000 UTC]

I love love this insight into Simon’s teaching style - he seems like someone I would love to have a lesson with even if he can be a bit condescending it actually looks like Kaisa might learn more with Kvark than Gideon, even if reluctantly! 

I can also completely identify with Kaisa’s fear - I’ve been there after some bad falls where anything too like the accident just sends your brain into dummy mode, which is also the least useful thing to happen. 

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Zoubstance In reply to TavieTastic [2020-04-13 11:51:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I thinkkk if one can stomach his self-loving attitude he could be a good teacher Maybe he would even be less condescending the more you agree with him X'''D
Kaisa has a lot of personal pride, but we shall seeee how this teamwork will turn out ~

Oh no, that is awful to hear mhm indeed, such mechanisms are super difficult to 'unlearn' once your body/mind has 'learned' to react a certain way to anything even remotely similar to a past traumatic event.. :/

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TavieTastic In reply to Zoubstance [2020-04-13 13:18:20 +0000 UTC]

Haha yes they are two very proud people.

I’m sure Kaisa will get through the fear, its just about having the right tools to deal with it.

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Oak-Horses [2020-04-12 19:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Love it omg

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Zoubstance In reply to Oak-Horses [2020-04-12 20:01:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you  

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KimEnLie [2020-04-12 19:33:21 +0000 UTC]

this is so interesting that they both have points I agree and disagree with :'D can't pick a side ahaha.. but yeah, uncomfortable horses can do freaky things. Simon makes quite a good teacher x) and..Kaisa..I feel ya girl.. I feel ya..not easy getting back to riding once you're scared.. hehe..

also...that saddle pad is..tasty x) 

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Zoubstance In reply to KimEnLie [2020-04-12 20:00:39 +0000 UTC]

Hehe oh yesss; I think it's both funnn and probably rather healthy to have various opinions represented. I dont agree 100% with any of my kiddoes in all matters, hehe
Uncomfy horses sure cannnn :I  So much ouchie goes undetected under the assumption of just 'misbehaviour'... although misbehaviour sometimes isss the only cause of course, heh :' >

I think it will take a whiiiile for Kaisa to get through this, yeppp : I 
........I think Ghost would find it particularly tasty  

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revqant [2020-04-12 19:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Amazing artwork!

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Zoubstance In reply to revqant [2020-04-12 19:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you ^^ 

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revqant In reply to Zoubstance [2020-04-12 19:57:17 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome ^^

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