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shelleypalmer
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[2014-01-09 20:17:00 +0000 UTC]
(United Kingdom)
# Statistics
Favourites: 701; Deviations: 265; Watchers: 126
Watching: 122; Pageviews: 17950; Comments Made: 3305; Friends: 122
# Interests
Favorite visual artist: Mandala JimFavorite movies: Green Mile, Shawshank redemption, Moon, All Star Trek Movies, Anything featuring people with pointed ears!
Favorite TV shows: Star Trek, Coronation Street, Eastenders, Big Brother
Favorite bands / musical artists: Celine Dion, Adele, Michael Bolton
Favorite books: A Child Called It, The Girl With No Name and lots lots more
Favorite writers: so many to choose from
Favorite games: don't play games apart from strip Ludo
Favorite gaming platform: ..a large box filled with tins of baked beans
Tools of the Trade: A chainsaw, a machete and a pair of rubber gloves.
Other Interests: Writing, Spiritual Matters, Outer Space, Quantum mechanics - haven't quite got to grips with Einstein's theory of relativity yet - need a few more minutes to suss it out.
# About me
A divorcee living with my son in North London. Loving humour and magic. In the past I wrote a column in Haunted Digital Magazine, and have written two children's books.My dream is for a book or books to appear on bookshelves. All of those published so far are print-on-demand. This is because I have no patience to await agents' or publishers' replies - been that route and anyhow probably no chance because I haven't (a) murdered anyone (yet, though I have a few in mind!) or (b) have celebrity status or (c) smuggled drugs inadvertently and then been imprisoned in some Thailand jail for the past 20 odd years.
One of the books which illlustrates perfectly my naughty schoolboy/schoolgirl type of humour is: Mad Magda's Naughty Adult Fairy Tales - this is not erotica, though I think the books may have sold better if they had've been! No not my style, just very rude and full of innuendo.
www.amazon.com/Mad-Magdas-Naug…
A Journey in the Mind of the Goblin from Zo - my magical children's book
www.amazon.co.uk/A-Journey-Min…
www.feedaread.com/books/The-Se…
# Comments
Comments: 218
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Happy Birthday. All the best to you from me. Stay safe
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Thank you only just seen this. No cake this year as so expensive to buy online, but I am getting one for my son whose birthday is at end of April - they cost about £50 now. I do a home baked cake as well but I love the fresh cream ones with fruit from a place called Cakes Today.
You stay safe too.
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Hi there! I am Raquel Gamble. I’m writing a book called Sunny and Moony! It’s this little story about the relationship between a sun bunny and moon bunny and the experiences they share together as they evade the dangers of their world.
If you’re interested, check out my page!
www.deviantart.com/black-neko-…
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O my goodness just looking through your fave folder. Thank you so much for all your support 
I see I missed your birthday this year Sorry ...... aber Schön das es dich gibt
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No worries. I am always forgetting birthdays and also missing the reminders. I am sure the end part of your message says something nice - I dont speak german - will have to look it up!!
Hope you are well. I will have to send you a longer note soon and catch up with any news.
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Happy Birthday, dear friend.
I wish the best for you in your new coming age and many joy.
Have a great day.
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Sorry for the delayed response but thank you for this lovely birthday greeting. It is appreciated. I did have a nice day.
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Nice of you. Thank you!
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Thanks - nice of you to send a greeting. Just a lazy day really. Nothing on TV though. Used to get good films on years ago! Never mind. My son was going to get me a cake but I said leave it till next week as we have been eating chocolate and other cake recently!
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You´re welcome. 
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Yes that might be a disaster - I shouldnt think they considered changing it when sales have always been so good. I like Cadburys and Galaxy and Lindt and....However cake will always win out over chocolate with me.
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My mother-in-law makes wonderful cakes she´s expert at it. I try to discourage her cos we´re only two now there´s no one there to eat it.
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Yes, I remember the photos of those wonderful cakes. I used to make similar ones years ago when I was married but they are less fancy now - often just fairycakes with currants or sultanas, or coconut cake or teabread for example. My son likes them a lot but says I am making him too fat.
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It´s not all the cakes it´s all the hidden sugar in our food today. There must be about10-15 different names for it too. The human race eats far too much sugar and is addicted to it aswell .
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Agree it is one of the worst things - but saying this I made a batch of jam tarts this afternoon and just had four. My main meals are pretty healthy but after the main..........
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Hey, I saw that you have some literature in your gallery. So if you're looking for literature critique, you might want to check out my group
There we exchange literature critiques on a regular basis.
You find the rules here: The Rules - English
If you have any questions, just ask me or send a note to the group
If you're not interested, that's also okay
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Wishing you and yours all the best for Christmas and every good wish too in the New Year.
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Thank you so much and the very same to you.
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Your work stands out in terms of honesty and feeling - especially drawings of birds and animals, including sea life which I think is a difficult subject to capture. I think your love and expression of nature deserves some response from watchers - any favourites you get are well deserved!
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Thank you - for this lovely greeting, so colourful and happy. I had a good day.
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Thank you - very much appreciated!
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Shelley to you
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That's a really lovely birthday greeting. Thank you so much. I can almost hear the words being sung to me!!!
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You´re welcome, have a great day
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