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Description LINK TO THE BASTARD MOVIES --> [link]

Remember that would-be-musical sci-fi story I wrote about a while ago called The Bastard Movies ? If not, then check out the link before checking this weirdo out.
Actually, I'll just copy/past the PLOT right here: It is a fictional 1965 and the world has been destroyed due to over-populating. Desperate to start life over, the Jigsaw Myre Corp. was created in order to keep the population no more and no less than 100,000 people in amount due to paranoia of another world war. Becoming a totalitarian government, the Jigsaw Myre enforced "equality" among the people, enslaving their minds and thoughts to think totally alike. If you think differently and for yourself, then your head is blown to bits and a newborn baby is spared. But an ex-scientist (who just so happens to be a total FREAKSHOW) creates a monster with the blackmailed help of a Jigsaw employee in hopes of using it to take down the system. Then the monster starts to grow a life and mind of its own, experiencing joy, sorrow, love, and ultimately wrath.

Anyways, this is the central character simply called Bastard; an odd and misshapen creation made as a weapon to bring down the tyrannical government he was born in.

Bastard comes off as being stupid, confused, illogical, and even insane to a small extent for he speaks and feels for inanimate objects, just like how he falls in dire love with a toaster he calls Suzanna. But never mind his obnoxious and ludicrous behavior, Bastard can be horrifically violent when he feels like being and if not that then he throws wild tantrums like a child whose doll has been taken away.
His father (AKA his creator) treats him more like an item and so he does not have such a loving relationship with him but a servant-like one. Though his mother grows to love him (when she finishes freaking out) and so he gets some love in his heart seeing her as a parent. Even as a weapon, he himself still hatches a heart of gold for anything good but a heart of malice for anything he considers bad.
Bastard is like a little mentally-confused kid; he needs to be told which way is up or what's good and what's bad.

He is black-and-white besides his hair. His hair is orange and I made it that bright color to imagine him being rather scary-looking if ever brought to life. He's supposed to look a bit disturbing.
THAT IS NOT WHAT HE REALLY WEARS. His real outfit is what's underneath that black dress thing he's wearing. He has skin-tight black-and-white stripes clinging to his body from the neck down. He does not wear that beanie originally either.
He wears that dress thingy and that beanie when he goes out in public.
He's in love with Suzanna, the toaster. He fadoodles her. And he goes on a date with her.

He's called "Bastard" for he himself is called a bastard child.

He's supposed to look uneven to an extent.

Here's the story's antagonist -->

The Bastard Movies (c) Andi
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Comments: 69

TheIrishAngel [2012-06-22 03:30:49 +0000 UTC]

I adore him...

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DelightfullyFreaky [2012-06-13 15:56:54 +0000 UTC]

A...toaster...?

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emmanueljmoreno [2012-04-09 22:48:45 +0000 UTC]

No wonder he is called that.

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GoldRushRunning [2012-03-26 02:17:24 +0000 UTC]

hmmm... *hugs*

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XxcookievampxX [2011-11-30 03:45:52 +0000 UTC]

Suzanna is lucky he cute in his own wired little way

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lazyfreeloader [2011-02-18 18:41:03 +0000 UTC]

so his name is basturd?

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CountANDRA In reply to lazyfreeloader [2011-02-18 19:14:09 +0000 UTC]

Bastard. Yes, that's his name.

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lazyfreeloader In reply to CountANDRA [2011-02-18 19:14:47 +0000 UTC]

interesting...

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PicturesquePyro [2010-12-16 18:12:04 +0000 UTC]

I love, love this.
Reminds me of a friend of mine.

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darkwings16 [2010-08-30 02:29:09 +0000 UTC]

aww, hes sweet!

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frisca-freak [2010-07-29 15:54:15 +0000 UTC]

....I'm having a really hard time trying not to hug him. XD

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 16:51:22 +0000 UTC]

Go ahead and hug him then! Let's see what would happen. XD

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 16:54:08 +0000 UTC]

Yaaaay~! *huggles him* X3

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 16:59:49 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: *was munching of a cardboard charcoal case cover and looks down at you hugging him* ....? *takes one hand and pokes the top of your head with wonder* Coffee strings? *by that he means that your hair reminds him of coffee*

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:03:22 +0000 UTC]

*squees* He's so cuuuute~!

...but don't try to eat my hair, please.

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 17:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: *already sucking on two of your hair-strings* ... Uwah? Awww. T_T *spits them out*

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:20:06 +0000 UTC]

Good boy. *gives him a cookie*

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 17:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: AHA! Sweet circles! *grabs cookie between jaws and starts to eat it like a chipmunk* Tastes like peanuts.

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:28:43 +0000 UTC]

... Too adorable! He's like a little baby! *pets his head*

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 17:32:42 +0000 UTC]

He is indeed like a little baby. ^^

Bastard: *licking the cookie, under and over* Ugawaaaaaagewehegewaaaahhh...

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Awww.. how could anyone hate a poor thing like him? *takes out a tissue and wipes his mouth*

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 17:36:25 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: *eyes widen and glimmer when you wipe his mouth carefully* .... *throws up some of the cookie and gives it to you* Sweet circle?

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:38:15 +0000 UTC]

o_o... Um... No thanks, keep it.

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 17:42:37 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: O_O.... *shrugs* More for me~ *eats it all again but then pokes your ear* You is?

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:45:19 +0000 UTC]

Me is Farida. You ish Bastard, yeshies?

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 17:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: FARIDA! *pointing at you, leaning in terribly close to your face and speaking suddenly with a British accent* Yooouuu is Farida? *leans in even closer* Farida is yoouuu? *springs back up and giggles giddily, accent gone* Bastard is I. I is Bastard and you is Farida~

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 17:52:38 +0000 UTC]

*blinks in surprise, then giggles* Yes indeedy! You've got it!

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 18:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: *laughs and claps hands* I is got it! Oh. Wait here, Farida. *crawls away very fast and then hops back with a toaster in his hands* Look, Farida, this is Suzanna. Say "Hello", Suzanna.

Suzanna: ....

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 18:03:12 +0000 UTC]

..... hallo, there, Suzanna.

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 18:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: *giggles with a squeal and sets Suzanna down* Is she not the prettiest daisy you have ever seen?

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 18:07:48 +0000 UTC]

*pets his head* She is! She's very pretty.

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 18:08:35 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: Just like Farida. Because Farida is very pretty too.

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 18:12:51 +0000 UTC]

Awwww, you're such a sweetie! X3 *pinches his cheeks lightly*

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CountANDRA In reply to frisca-freak [2010-07-29 18:18:46 +0000 UTC]

Bastard: *blushes totally pink until steam comes out of his ears with a small whistle*

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frisca-freak In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-29 18:22:35 +0000 UTC]

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kuro-aka-neko [2010-07-28 02:19:35 +0000 UTC]

awesome..awesome

laughing because my aunt's name is Suzanna!

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clautchy [2010-07-27 06:56:10 +0000 UTC]

He looks so happy and frivolous. Someone should give him a cookie.

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ahtnamaseed [2010-07-27 03:35:48 +0000 UTC]

IIIIIIIII like. Lots.

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MrHappyFaceArt [2010-07-27 01:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Is That A TOASTER!? I Love Toasters. Expecally Brave Ones.

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togpie222 [2010-07-27 01:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Aww he looks cute!

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GRANDARKANUM [2010-07-27 00:32:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i remember him! jejeje... toaster...
nice plot you got goin on there, very character driven! I like it!

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DayumItsMikey [2010-07-26 22:54:49 +0000 UTC]

Ummmm he's in love with a toaster? BASTARD IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND

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ShadowInTheHall [2010-07-26 22:04:47 +0000 UTC]

Is he cluthing a shiny metal taco? And if he is, is it delicious?

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CountANDRA In reply to ShadowInTheHall [2010-07-26 22:06:38 +0000 UTC]

Nah. Tried drawing a toaster. Failed epically. XD

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ShadowInTheHall In reply to CountANDRA [2010-07-27 00:39:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh. I just asked because when my cousin saw my dad's glasses case, she asked why we had a plastic taco, and why it said Columbian. Then: "Oh my god! YOU STOLE A PLASTIC TACO FROM THE COLUMBIANS!"

It was really amusing.

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Glorianri [2010-07-26 20:48:40 +0000 UTC]

He is pretty cute in a twisted way.

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MissPsycoRose [2010-07-26 20:45:06 +0000 UTC]

He looks and sounds so cool I'd be his friend :3

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Steph-Sama [2010-07-26 20:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Hes chewing on the love of his life 0___0
Love the sound of this character, also the plot of another strange world 8D

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xXAkatsukiDragonXx [2010-07-26 19:43:04 +0000 UTC]

He's cute. That a happy face on his robe thing?

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Kyuubi-no-Kyuu [2010-07-26 19:17:40 +0000 UTC]

He's absolutely adorable!

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