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Published: 2005-05-29 22:22:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1529; Favourites: 37; Downloads: 25
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(complete title) brothers-in-darkness/sons of janosthose who have finished LOK Defiance know what i mean
mature - because of the heart
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I regconize Kain and Janos, but who's the other guy?
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it's Batman! 
and how can you know Janos and Kain and not know Vorador!!!? what crypt have you been hiding in?
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O~o I haven't been hiding in a crypt! Or..........have I? I realized who it was after I sent the comment and I was "DominotheFembot, you stupid idiot! You know full well that the other vampire was Vorador!" I liked Vorador, he seems to be one of the decent vampires, along with Janos, whom I REALLY like.
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i know which crypt you've been hiding in
Janos: *covered in lipstick*
vorador is cool isn't he
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Yep, you've figured me out! *Looks at Janos cautiously* You don't think he's mad, do you?
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i think he enjoyed it 
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Okay good. Phew! The last thing I need in my life is the oldest vampire mad at me.
Poor Janos, I really felt bad for him after I found out that he gets stuck in the stinking demon dimension.
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could always try sticking him with you and see which he prefers 
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We could do that, we could.
*Looks at Janos evilly and he tries to sneak off*
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*encouraging janos to crawl faster* quick! janos, this way!! faster, faster!! come on! wiggle that booty! 
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OH NO YOU DON'T! *Grabs Janos and runs away* 
Janos: HELP!
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COME BACK!!!! I HAVE BODY LOTION!!! AND A BATH FULL OF RUBBER....neveryoumind
*jumps on Defiance Possessed Janos shoulders* after that booty! *dumped*
D-P Janos: i'm not a packmule!
*sly grin* no, but do you want to play at it? *evil leer*
D - P Janos: *gulp* *
WAIT!!! I HAVE BATTERIES!!!
(insert blacked-out shapes running like mad, being chased by a crazy 'thing' waving stuff about
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*Sweatdrop at the lotion and the rubber.....*
Hey woman, I'm a Christian, I don't like talk of stuff like that. Janos has nothing to fear from me.
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*sulking* 
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*Watches obvisously crazy woman attack egg with a hammer while holding onto Janos' arm* Okay then. Shall we, Janos? *Walk off with the no longer struggling oldest vampire*
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Janos: *unable to struggle because of lack of oxygen from all the tape covering his body-parts*
myyrrhn: *has another brilliant (scoff) idea**grabs a tea-spoon**plonk* 
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You're so strange, I love it!
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yes! praise me!! (it's great for my ego....if i had one 
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thank you *grabs new ego*.......???...how do you get it on?
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GAH!!! can't see!!! can't breathe!!! can't move!!! *tries to wiggle arms free* grrhn, who...would...have thought...having an ego...grrr, would be...such a..prooooobbbluum!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!! *manages to tear arms free, minus skin**tries to peel off head**SLLLLUUURK* MY HAIR!!!! *rips hair back off ego, grabs super-glue and tries to stick back on to own bonce.....very wonky angle* i look like i'm growing a beard.....
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think i should take back for a refund or replacement?.......*walking along isle, studying the contents of the shelves*
*see's a really angry ego pressing it's face up against the glass of it's tiny jar*
*passes one that's constant crying has caused it to drown in it's own tears*
*looks nervingly at one that's staring back intensly*
*sticks middle finger up at one that's leering at me*....urmmm...
on second thought, maybe i'll just keep the one i got
ego: yeah!
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LOL! Yeah, I would stick with the one I got ya. I looked carefully for one that's as crazy as you are!
Ego: *Jumping up and down in a strait-jacket* I'M A BEAU-OOO-TEEE-FUL GRASSHOPPER!
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think i should tighten it's straps?
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It would probably be best..........here, allow me. *Tightens the straps so tight that it can't jump up and down*
Ego: Can't........breathe........need.......to..........move! *Starts chewing at the straps while giggling insanely*
Me: Oh dear.
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muse: *suddenly comes running in in shocking-blind-you-forever green heels**shoves ego* move over sister!! this one's mine!!!! grrrr!!!!
myyrrhn: uh-yeah...i forgot i could only have one crazy psycho running about (be it on my body or in my empty noggin)[link] ....what do i do!??? ...maybe i should put you two together *leer*
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Me: *Stares at the muse with shock after hearing you say that we should be put together*
Muse: What's your problem? Are you falling for me?!
Me: 
Janos: COMING!
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muse: *hurt* is it my clothes?? 
myyrrhn:
ohhhh, jaaannos!! i have ice-crrreeeammm!!!!
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Janos: *Tries to go to you, but is stopped by the leash that I have on him*
Me: Marry me and you will have all the ice cream you desire.
Janos: DEAL! 
Me:
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it's a lie janos!!! SHE IS THE DEVIL!!!! ELDER GOD INCARNITE!!!
Muse: guy!!?? GUY!!! I'M NOT A GUY DARLING, i'm all wooooman
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Me:
Janos: *Still has his arms around me* Yes, she is!
Beetlejuice: *Walks in and sees the Muse* Hey! Little sis! How ya doin'?
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damn!!!! my plot didn't work!!!....must come up with something!!!!
muse: scruffy!!! it's been awhile!!!
beetlejuice: *squashed*
muse: *holds up pancke* err......*grabs pump*
beetle:
myyrrhn: aha! i got it!!! *grabs an innocent hylden - who was just walking by minding his own business* hey janos!!! these guys think your god sucks! and is nothing more then a parasite!
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Me: *Was dying of laughter while you were air-pumping Beetlejuice back to normal*
Janos: WHAT?! *Spreads his wings and starts flying towards you*
Me: Janos!
Janos: *Stops in midair and looks back at me*
Me: After you kill some Hylden to your heart's content, come back, we still have to discuss our wedding plans and your ice-cream flavors for the future.
Janos:
Hylden: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Janos: *Looks around for more Hylden*
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muse: wait!!! come back!!! *chases a very round beetlejuice floating away*
beetle: *creepily wearing a contented smile on his face* uh-oh! *suddenly let's rip* WAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! *zips like mad all over the skies*
muse: huh? *comes to a shake halt* 
myyrrhn:*shouting at janos with a megaphone* HEY!! HE WAS ON A LOAN!!!
janos: *deafened and stunned*
myyrrhn: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THEIR GOING TO CHARG-WEDDING!!!?!?!
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Me: Yeah.........he's*coughing from Beetlejuice's gases*...........going to marry my OC that I made up for him.
*The female character shows up. She's wearing a Cat-Woman like outfit and she has white tiger-striped hair with gold cat eyes and she has curved claws instead of straight ones like the vampires do*
Me: Janos and I were talking while you were pumping Beetlejuice back to normal and we decided that it would be better for him to marry my character that I made up for a Legacy of Kain fanfiction. Her name's Shana and she's a were-tiger. Don't mess with her.
Shana: *Clings to Janos and purrs*
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myyrrhn: *in a huff* we'll see about that! *grabs janos' other arm and growls at Shana*
beetlejuice: yay! cat fight! do it in mud! NO! BUGS!! EVEN BETTER!!!*clobbered*
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Shana: *Her eyes become yellow while her fangs grow to their full length and her claws become longer* ROOOOOARRRRRRR!
Me: I think she wants her fiance back. *Backs away slow, afraid of my own character when she's like this*
Beetlejuice and Muse: CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!
Me: SHUT UP! *Clobbers them both*
Beetlejuice and Muse:
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myyrrhn: you may like scary and want to rip my intestines out and wear them for garters...but i've got this!!! *pulls out Pikachu* he beat Alucard!! so don't mess with him!!!
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Me:
Shana: Hissssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Janos: A pikachu? I haven't seen those in nearly a hundred years.
Me: Where have you been?
Janos: In my crypt, and you should know that! You were in there kissing on me!
Me:
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myyrrhn: he...was in...urm...my back pokect (yeah, that'll work)
pikachu: *looking alittle greem round the chops*
myyrrhn: AHAH!!! you've just dug your own grave! *turns to Shana* you hear what she said? she was kissing your fiance!!!! ahuuuh *looks smug*
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Me: *Gives Pikachu some pokemon medicine*
Pikachu: *In relief* Pika, pika.
Shana: *Shrugs* So what? I'm DominotheFembot in a way. All of her female characters are her in a way or another.
Me: 
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myyrrhn: bugger! *squizes pikachu* Pikachu! electric charge! spark! whatever-the-hell-it-is-you-do!!! NOW!!! *rattles pikachu*
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Me: Pikachu, THUNDER BOLT!
Pikachu: PIKA............CHU!!!!
Both Myyrrhn and DominotheFembot: *Fried from the blast*
Me: Well, crud. *Falls over*
Shana: Uh............*Looks at Janos* Ice cream?
Janos: *Takes her hand and leads her away* Sure.
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myyrrhn: *crispy* *cough*someone....get us some firemen *leer**keels over*
muse: *slidels over* i could dressup as one if you like *big grin*
beetlejuice: *suddenly likes 
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