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HatakeMirukon — Anti-Loser
Published: 2008-12-13 21:33:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 704; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 6
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"Would you believe me if I told you that I am actually one of the reincarnations of Dracula?"The minute someone says this to you, this is where you need to stop paying attention to them.
I've met someone like this, not saying who, and I utterly think it's a crock of shit that needs to stop spreading.
You're a vampire huh? Do you drink only blood and only come out when the sun's down? No? So you shop at Hot Topic and think you know a bit about being "edgy" and shit and claim to be a vampire huh?
No. Fuck you. Go die in a fire.
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This reminds me of that old troll on YouTube called MagicalPockyUsagi.. She thought she was a Japanese vampire princess..
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Hmmm how should I put this
Oh your a vampire? Cool story bro
Oh your a angel vampire? No contradiction there
Oh your a angel-vampire-cat? Congrats m8
Oh your a angel-vampire-NEKO? Yep I can see your really cultured by using a Japanese word for cat
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Me in this situation: pfft. real vampires sparkle unless you be sparkling, I'm gonna zone out
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Like, 4 of my friends are like that.
>_<
Everyday at school they are like "I can 'cause I'm a vampire!"
And this is me
"YOU'RE NOT A F*CKING VAMPIRE.YOU WALK IN THE SUN,YOU CAN'T READ MINDS, AND YOU CAN DIE MORE THAN A THOUSAND WAYS!TELL ME ONE THING THAT YOU CAN DO THAT A VAMPIRE CAN DO!"
I just want to punch them so hard 
and I thought only MY friends were the only ones who thought they were vampires ._.
I'm gonna
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You actually SHOULD punch them, maybe that'll get them to realize the amount of BS they spew.
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I just slap them in the face and then I say "NO! NO,NO,NO,NO! YOU ARE NOT A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE! IF YOU ARE THAT THEN I'M A PIGFUCKER!" they use to stfu then
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i've spent far too long trying to convince people that they're humans. when people say that they're vampires or mermaids or werewolves or other random mythological creature part of me wants to laugh and the other just wants to give up and cry in a corner.
it's just so stupid. i think they need a relity check the size of the SUN.
i might just put something like this in my signature, despite the amount of flaming i'll get
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I just slap them in the face and then I say "NO! NO,NO,NO,NO! YOU ARE NOT A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE! IF YOU ARE THAT THEN I'M A PIGFUCKER!" they use to stfu then.
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i like looking worried and asking if they're feeling faint, weak, sick etc from badly balanced dietry planning then explain the right food you need to eat...fruit and veg (a lot), carbohydrates (a lot) etc the looks i get! XD
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that is probebly a beter way than my. XD
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Oh my...so you have dealt with delusional people as well? Ugh, they're quite a chore, aren't they?
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yep, i just got bored of it after a while and let them get a lack of vitamin d
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...Sithspit.
Now, I'm not delusional or anything. I can tell where my mindscape ends and Darth Real Life begins. But I do greatly associate with vampires. I stay out late at night, I hate sunlight and garlic, I wear dark colors (mainly purple, but also a lot of red and black), my skin is white (dead white; I could hide in the snow naked), and I think blood tastes good. And I almost never go into Hot Topic. That store seriously scares the crap outta me. The trouble is, I sometimes talk in ways that make me seem delusional. It's an odd quirk of mine. For instance, I'll refer to idiots as mortal fools and to my fiance as my human love. I hope I'm not the person you mentioned...
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this is old as hell but I have to reply cos I can :3
stay out late at night- welcome to being a teenager
Hate sunlight- welcome to being a teenager
Hate garlic- who doesn't?
Dark colours- welcome to being a teenager
Skin white- welcome to being a pale person
Blood tastes good- welcome to the rest of the wannabe-vampire society
Talk in ways that make you seem delusional- welcome to being a teenager
Mortal fools- welcome to being a nerdy teenager
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Heh, I've moved past all that... I honestly forgot half my really old comments. "Welcome to being a teenager"--that's kinda accurate, really.
There are cooler fictional races than vampires out there anyway.
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>Hate sunlight
It'd better be because the o-zone has such a high possibility to give us cancer nowadays.
>skin is white
>blood tastes good
>delusional(?) speech
Hmmm......starting to sound like a wannabe vampire-ish person to me..
>idiots = mortal fools (instead)
Not sure this really applies to 'vampire' people though.
>fiance is 'human love'.
Yeah that may put you in the same category as them.
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Aww, Sithspit.
Does that mean you don't like me?
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Nah. You got too many other redeeming qualities at the moment to have one thing make you uncool.
Besides...you love to rant as well as I do.
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Yes, ranting is fun. I also can't keep stuff bottled up; I've got to get it all out. Some things just need to be ranted about.
Oh, and I also hate werewolves (and dogs).
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I'm personally a cat person.
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Eh... I'm not much into animals. They tend to faze me. I wish I had a pet weasel, though. (I think it's obvious as to why.)
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There's a term for that; I believe it's "attention whore?"
XD I agree, the minute they say that is the minute you stop acknowledging their existence.
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Very much in agreement with you, definitely..
Ugh. It's sad, isn't it?
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I guess these people who call themselves vampires are really dissatisfied with themselves, but their pretending to be something or someone they're not (e.g. telling everyone, "ZOMG I'M A VAMPIRE") is only going to make matters worse for them.
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I made this stamp because I know someone who actually believes something like this.
No bullshit. - -;
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i.e. i agree with what you're saying
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Lol true true! People like that annoy the FUCK out of me. 
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